Relapse de Eminem

Listado de Canciones

1. Dr. West (Skit)

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   "Morning, Marshall." "Morning, doc." "So we're discharging you today, how are you feeling?" "Anxious." "Anxiety?" "Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world. Nervous." "Nervous? C'mon, Marshall, you're a big boy now. Sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this. You found a sponsor yet?" "Um, not yet. I mean, but when I get back" "Well, if you find one, you find one. If you don't, you don't." "Well, yeah, I mean I godda start going to meetings first and... Wait, what?" "Well, you don't absolutely have to go to meetings and it's not like like a requirement that they fit into your shedule, we know you're a busy person." "But I thought variety was the most important thing?" "So what else are you thinking?" "Um, well, I know I godda start practising the steps, and I mean learning them, and start being able to apply them." "Steps?" "Yeah, steps." "There's a lot of them, aren't there? "Well, twelve." "Christ, I don't even know them all." "Really?" "Anything else?" "Um, well, I mean the only other question I have was like, what do I do if I find myself in a situation where maybe somebody is drinking around me or something like that and I get tempted to?" "Take a drink." "What?" "Take a drink and y'know, take the edge off." "Take the edge off? Man, if I ever take a drink I already know what that's gonna lead me to." "What, you mean these?" *shakes pills* "Man, what the fuck! ?" "Marhsall, what's the matter, darling? Having some doubts already? Marshall, you can't leave me, you'll never leave me, Marshall. We'll always be together, Marshall. Marshall... ? Marshall! ? "No, no, no, no, NO!"
2. 3 A.M.

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   There is no escaping (Yo) There's no place to hide (Ayo) You scream: Someone save me! (Yo) But they don't pay no mind (Ayo) Goodnight, goodbye! You're walkin' down a horror corridor It's almost four in the mornin' and you're in a Nightmare, it's horrible, right there's the coroner Waiting for ya to turn the corner so he can corner ya You're a goner, he's onto ya Out the corner of his cornea, he just saw ya run All you want is to rest 'cause you can't run anymore, you're done All he wants is to kill you in front of an audience While everybody is watching in the party, applauding it Here I sit, while I'm caught up in deep thought again Contemplating my next plot again Swallowin' a Klonopin while I'm noddin' in and out on the ottoman At the Ramada Inn, holding onto the pill bottle, then Lick my finger and swirl it 'round the bottom And make sure I got all of it Wake up naked at McDonald's with Blood all over me, dead bodies behind the counter, shit Guess I must've just blacked out again—not again! It's 3 A.M. in the mornin' Put my key in the door and Bodies layin' all over the floor and I don't remember how they got there But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em I said, it's 3 A.M. in the mornin' Put my key in the door and Bodies layin' all over the floor and I don't remember how they got there But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em Sitting nude in my living room, it's almost noon I wonder what's on the tube, maybe they'll show some boobs Surfing every channel until I find Hannah Montana then I reach for the aloe and lanolin, bust all over the wall panellin' Dismantlin' every candle on top of the fireplace mantel and Grab my flannel and my bandana, then Kiss the naked mannequin man again You can see him standin' in my front window if you look in I'm just a hooligan who's used to using hallucinogens Causin' illusions again, brain contusions again Cutting and bruising the skin, razors, scissors, and pins Jesus, when does it end? Phases that I go through Dazed and I'm so confused Days that I don't know who gave these molecules to Me, what am I gon' do? Hey, the prodigal son, the diabolical one Very methodical when I slaughter them It's 3 AM in the mornin' Put my key in the door and Bodies layin' all over the floor and I don't remember how they got there But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em I said, it's 3 AM in the mornin' Put my key in the door and Bodies layin' all over the floor and I don't remember how they got there But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em She puts the lotion in the bucket It puts the lotion on the skin Or else it gets the hose again She puts the lotion in the bucket It puts the lotion on the skin Or else it gets the hose again I cut and I slash, slice and gash, last night was a blast I can't quite remember when I had that Much fun off a half-pint of the Jack, my last Vic and-a-half A flashlight up Kim Kardashian's ass I remember the first time I dismembered a family member December, I think it was, I was having drinks with my cousin I wrapped him in Christmas lights Pushed him into the stinkin' tub, cut him up into pieces And just when I went to drink his blood I thought: I oughta drink his bathwater, that oughta be fun That's when my days of serial murder manslaughter begun The sight of blood excites me, that might be an artery, son Your blood-curdling screams just don't seem to bother me none It's 3 AM and here I come, so you should probably run A secret passageway around here, man, there's got to be one Oh no, there's probably none He can scream all that he wants, top of his lungs But ain't no stopping me from chopping him up-up, 'cause It's 3 AM in the mornin' Put my key in the door and Bodies layin' all over the floor and I don't remember how they got there But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em I said, it's 3 AM in the mornin' Put my key in the door and Bodies layin' all over the floor and I don't remember how they got there But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em Yo, yo, ayo (Evil… Rise) Yo, yo, ayo (Evil… Rise) Yo, yo, ayo (Evil… Rise) Yo, yo, ayo (Evil… Rise) (Evil… Rise) (Evil… Rise)
3. My Mom5:19

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   Here we go now... Chorus 1: My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom Verse 1: My mom, my mom, I know you're probably tired of hearing 'bout my mom Oho whoa-ho, But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty And how I became hooked on val-i-um. Valium was in everything, food that I ate The water that I drank Fucking peas in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak So everyday I have at least 3 stomach aches Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her Son grow up to be an under-a-fucking-chiever My teacher didn't think I was going to be nothing either What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for? Misses Mathers your son has been huffin' ether Either that or the mother fucker's been puffin' reefer But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought Pee in a tea-cup? Bitch you ain't my keeper I'm sleepin' What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for? S*** you need to leave me the fuck alone I ain't playin'go find you a white crayon And color a fuckin' zebra Chorus 2: My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom Verse 2: Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner You ate it yesterday I ain't hear no complaints did I? Now here's a plate full of painkillers Now just wait til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes Ya little mother fucker, I'll make ya sit there and make that retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it You better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it Put ya face in it before I throw you in the basement again And I aint givin in you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin place spinnin in Until next thanksgivin and if you still aint finished it I'll use the same shit again Then when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the shit You little shit you want to sit there and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support, your father he ain't sent the shit And so what if he did? It's none of your dang business kid. Chorus 3: My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom I know I should let bygones be bygones But she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom Verse 3: My mom loved valium now all I am is a poly-animal I am what I am but I'm strong to be finished with me valium spinach But my buzz only lasts about two minutes But I don't want to swallow it without chewing it I can't even write a rhyme without doin' it My valium, my valium Man I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict Nah fuck that, I can't have it happen to me But that's actually what has ended up happenin' A tragedy from fucking passin it up got to me And it's probably were I got acquainted with the taste aint it Pharmaceuticals are the bomb mom beautiful She killed the fucking dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fucking aspirin and say that it has a headache Here, want a snack? You hungry you fucking brat? Look at that, it's a Xanax. Take it and take a nap, eat it, But I don't need it. Then fuck it then break it up Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up Alright ma, you win I don't feel like arguin' I'll do it, pop it gobble it and start wobblin' Stumble hobble tumble slip drip Then I fall in bed with a bottle of meds And a Heath Ledger bobblehead Chorus 4: My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
4. Insane3:01

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   [Verse:] I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed 'Til one night he snuck in and said We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the she'd Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead? After I fuck you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest The next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid! The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead" "Debbie don't let that fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck I bet you he's fakin' it, I bet you I bet he probably just want's to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of course, unless you object" "Ahh go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head" [Chorus:] If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No! He's insane! If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No! He's insane! [Verse 2:] "Did you get him?" Naaw, fucker tried to bite my face off I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off Everything, except his tank top and his training bra Ain't he raw? Yeah mainiac, that's Shady dog Man that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dog Shady dog, what be going through that fuckin' brain of yours Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing along [Chorus:] If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No! He's insane! If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No! He's insane! [Verse 3:] Don't you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me Would you rather get felched or do the felching Fuck him in the ass, suck the c** out while you're belching Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me? I want you to feel me like my step father felt me Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping "Shady what the fuck you saying?" I don't know help me! What the fuck's happening, I think I'm fucking melting "Marshall I just love you boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said no, I don't need no help peeing I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself see I only get naked when the baby sitter tells me She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street" But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea" "Well this is called ass rape, and we're shooting the jail scene" [Chorus:] If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No! He's insane! If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No! He's insane!
5. Bagpipes From Baghdad4:43

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   [Intro:] Oh! It's music to my ears, Oh man! How can I describe, the way I feel? Fuckin great man! Okay, let me see... How could I begin... [Verse:] Locked in Mariah's wine cellar all I had for lunch, Was red wine, more red wine, and captain crunch, Red wine for breakfast and for brunch, And to soak it up and in between snack, crackers to munch, Mariah, what's ever happened to us, why did we have to break up, All I asked for was a glass of punch, You see, I never really ask for much, I can't imagine what's going through your mind after such, A nasty breakup with that Laftin Hunkler, Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the fuck up, I'm not playin, I want her back you punk, This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk, Mixed with egyptian, with a little rappin pump, Zappin Eric Clapton, (Shaft?), Frank Zappa crunk, And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya, You can beat me with any spatula thatcha want, I mean I really want you bad you c***, Nick you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk, Man I could use a fresh batch of blood, So prepare your vernacular for dracula acupunc-ture [Chorus:] Bagpipes from Baghdad When will it ever cease, for Pete's sake he's crazy, to say the least Bagpipes from Baghdad What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my Bagpipes from Baghdad Sombody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my Bagpipes from Baghdad I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a glad-, [Verse 2:] You can be a permanent fixture, In my lyrical mixture, I'm the miracle whit trixter, My sig-nature sound, when the tube of lipstick's around, I'm bound to put on in an instant, wow Man what an ensemble, what an assortment of pharma- Ceuticals, it's beautiful, pill dust in my palm, my Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle, Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama, I'll cut you like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya, The size of a sword boy, I'm like a fucken Red Sonia, Get it stuck in your cornea, Nice knowin ya Norman, You're so fuckin' annoyin, Drop the shovel boy, you don't know what the fuck ya doin', I ain't playin' no fuckin' more, Nick Cannon you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin whore, Every minute there's a sucker born, Snuck up on Malachai and made the motherfucker suck on a shuck of corn, Shuck of, shuck of corn, shuck of corn, Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's fucken on, What the fuck are you doin', You're runnin' over the snow blower, With the lawnmower, blow on your Bagpipes from Baghdad [Chorus:] Bagpipes from Baghdad When will it ever cease, for Pete's sake he's crazy, to say the least Bagpipes from Baghdad What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my, Bagpipes from Baghdad Sombody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my, Bagpipes from Baghdad I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a gladbag, [Verse 3:] In the bed with two braindead lesbian vegetables, I bet you they become heterosexual, Nothing will stop me from molesting you, Tittyfucking you til your breastnipple Flesh, tickles my testicles, Is what they said to the two conjoined twins, How's it going girlfriends, you need a boyfriend, You need some ointment, just make an appointment, Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip I just got my one year sobriety coin chip, When the bad get going, how bad does the going get Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins wit Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip, I'm going to get the needle, new thread from the sewing kit, An attempt to seperate em and stitch em back at the loin shit, Lured the little boy with the chocolate chips ahoy chip Cookie, lookie even took me a polaroid, bitch [Chorus:] Bagpipes from Baghdad When will it ever cease, for Pete's sake he's crazy, to say the least Bagpipes from Baghdad What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my, Bagpipes from Baghdad Sombody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my, Bagpipes from Baghdad I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a gladbag, uh Bagpipes from Baghdad (Vocoder) Hum-de-lay-le-lah-aaahhhhhhh (X4)
6. Hello4:08

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   [Intro:] Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself) My name is Shaaady So nice to meet you (So nice to meet you) It's been a long time (long time) sorry I've been away so long (so long) My name is Shaaady I never meant to leave you (Never meant to leave you) [Verse 1:] You see that chick in the gym checking me out? Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth I lose a pill and I'm wrecklessly wrecking the house That was suppose to be breakfast, where the heck is it now? Here's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse Man I should check to see if my mom left any out Nope, guess I'll re-route Maybe somewhere in the depths of your couch Oh! Jackpot! Yea, 'Open Sesame' mouth Down the hatchet, the feeling, you can't match it A rap-tap-tap on your door with the damn wratchet A tat-tac-tac in the hall with the damn hatchet A nap-sack-packed with like 40-some Xanax's Shorty come back, I'm tryin to score me some lapdances I'm bout to relapse so maybe pour me some Jack Daniels Formula 40-40 and 40s with mad capsules The bad apple spoils the bunch and back at-ya [Chorus 1:] Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello And are you menstruating baby, my lil friend's waiting to say Hello The way your titties are wiggling and your booty shakin like Jello Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello [Verse 2:] My equilibrium is off, must me the Lithium I don't need to buy any drugs, man people give me 'em It just becomes everyday extracurriculum No reason in particular, it was strictly fun A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151 51 people asleep in my damn living room Scuse me hun? But what is your name, Vivian? I want up next to ya naked and uh, did we umm? Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy hun? I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there don't seem to be one No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from I find the fact that you, I'm cool, I immediately run like Speedy Gon- Zalez to see if I see anyone Who might have a couple of threes, I'm fiending for some My head is pounding to the beat of the drum [Chorus 2:] Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello And do you happen to have anything on you that make my mood mellow? Some are open and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello [Verse 3:] Oh, those were the days, they certainly were It's hurtin me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for good (Word-word, chi-word-word, chi-word-chi-chi-word) I second that and a third, rush to emergency sur- -gery to try to flush me because of the drugs that he purged He's sees the loner getting the three-hundred bucks for these Percodin's Buster's getting to be where he lustfully surged it in Pain it hitting his knee and his muscles 'be hurtin him' Childishly on the phone tryin to rustle up muscle relax- -ants for his back and a couple of packs Since now he's doubling back-wards and he stumblin back Slipped and fell, hit his back-bone, heard something go crack Now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting a nap Almost ended it that soon because of the fact I'm just busting my own chops while I'm bustin a rap Resuscitated and re-juiced so fuck it, I'm back [Chorus 2:] And so I'm sayin... [Outro:] Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself) My name is Shaaady So nice to meet you (So nice to meet you) It's been a long time (long time) sorry I've been away so long (so long) My name is Shaaady I never meant to leave you (Never meant to leave you)
7. Tonya (Skit)

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   Hey! hey, stop, hey. please stop, fuck stop! Thank god you stopped. Fuck, my fucking on star isn't working, I left my fucking phone at home! God, I've been standing out here for like, an hour I'm soaking wet, freezing Thank you so much. Really, you're a life-saver What are you doing? Fucking! get away from me! what the fuck! fuckin asshole! Get away from me you motherfucker! get away! Get away you fuckin freak! get away from me! Goddamit fuck! help me!
8. Same Song & Dance4:06
9. We Made You4:29

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   Guess Who Did you Miss me? Jessica Simpson sing the chorus Jessica Simpson - (Eminem) (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a ... rock star (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough* (VERSE ONE) Back by popular demand Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? Well look at all the massive masses in the stands Shady man... no don't massacre the fans Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands On her massive Gluteus maximus again Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend Can he come back as nasty as he can Yes he can, can, don't ask me this again He does not mean to lesbian offend But Lindsay please come back to seeing men Samantha's a 2, You're practically a 10 I know you want me girl, In fact I see your grin (Now come in girl) (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a ... rock star (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who made you (VERSE TWO) The enforcer, looking for more women to torture Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness? Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit f'rget K-Fed let's cut off the middle man Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in- Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench Man I swear them other guys you give 'em an inch They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a ... rock star (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who made you (VERSE THREE) And that's why... my love You'll never live without, I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out And baby, you know, you know you want me too Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one for you (Fart) Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa Why should I wash my filthy mouth out You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia Man Cash, I don't mean to mess up your gal but Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth (brrp) Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt Looking like someone shrinked his outfit I think he's about to flip Jessica rest assure, Superman's here to rescue ya Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake Matter fact make me a birthday cake With a saw blade in it to make my jail break Baby, I think you just met your soul mate (Now break it down girl) (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a ... rock star (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who made you So baby, baby Get down, down, down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, get down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, get down Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good, I can't wait, I'm going back!! HAHA Whooo! DR DRE, 2020, Yeah
10. We Made You4:29

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    Guess Who Did you Miss me? Jessica Simpson sing the chorus Jessica Simpson - (Eminem) (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a ... rock star (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough* (VERSE ONE) Back by popular demand Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? Well look at all the massive masses in the stands Shady man... no don't massacre the fans Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands On her massive Gluteus maximus again Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend Can he come back as nasty as he can Yes he can, can, don't ask me this again He does not mean to lesbian offend But Lindsay please come back to seeing men Samantha's a 2, You're practically a 10 I know you want me girl, In fact I see your grin (Now come in girl) (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a ... rock star (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who made you (VERSE TWO) The enforcer, looking for more women to torture Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness? Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit f'rget K-Fed let's cut off the middle man Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in- Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench Man I swear them other guys you give 'em an inch They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a ... rock star (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who made you (VERSE THREE) And that's why... my love You'll never live without, I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out And baby, you know, you know you want me too Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one for you (Fart) Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa Why should I wash my filthy mouth out You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia Man Cash, I don't mean to mess up your gal but Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth (brrp) Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt Looking like someone shrinked his outfit I think he's about to flip Jessica rest assure, Superman's here to rescue ya Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake Matter fact make me a birthday cake With a saw blade in it to make my jail break Baby, I think you just met your soul mate (Now break it down girl) (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a ... rock star (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who made you So baby, baby Get down, down, down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, get down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, get down Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good, I can't wait, I'm going back!! HAHA Whooo! DR DRE, 2020, Yeah
11. Paul (Skit)

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    Yo Em, what's going on Dre gave me a copy of the new album and i just..........fuck it.(Hangs up)
12. Stay Wide Awake5:19

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    [Intro] YO YO... Follow me... Come with me to the dark side of the force No man will go to this place, the devil only knows, of this world so dark and oh so cold, it's oh so cold... oh so cold... oh [Chorus] Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of mozart Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't Boy you think you're clever don't ya, girl you think you're so smart Come with me to another side of the world, so cold and so dark (Stay Wide Awake) They only know a world so cold A world where on-ly some will go (Stay Wide Awake) And not return, when will they learn? Where do they go? God only knows (Stay Wide Awake) [Verse 1] Fe Fi Fo Fum, I think I smell the scent of a placenta I enter central park, it's dark, it's winter in December I've seen my target, pit my car, and park and approach the tender Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her Sit down beside her like a spider, Hi there girl you might-a Heard of me before, see whore you're the kinda girl that I'd-a ssault and rape and figure why not try to make your pussy wider Fuck you with an umberella then open it up while the shit's inside ya I'm the kinda guy to smile but I might flip and get a little bit wilder Impregnate a lesbian, yeah now let's see her have triplets then I'll-di cintigrate them babies as soon as they're out her with formalde- hide in cyanide girl you can try and hide, you can try to scream louder No need for no gun powder, that only takes all the fun outta Murderin' I'd rather go vin vin and no you see just how the Fuck I do just what I do when I cut right through your scalp, err Shit, wait a minute I mean skull, my knife seems dull, pull another one out, uh [Chorus] Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of mozart Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't Boy you think you're clever don't ya, girl you think you're so smart Come with me to another side of the world, so cold and so dark (Stay Wide Awake) They only know a world so cold A world where on-ly some will go (Stay Wide Awake) And not return, when will they learn? Where do they go? God only knows (Stay Wide Awake) [Verse 2] So dark and so cold, my friends don't know this other side of me There's a monster inside of me, it's quite ugly and it frightens me But they can't see what I can see, there's a vacancy in my tummy It's making me play hide and seek, like Jason, I'm so hungry She's naked see, no privacy, but I can see she wants me So patient see, I try to be, but she why does she taunt me Pulls the drapes and she goes right to sleep, and i creep right through the front see So blatantly, but silently, cause I know that she's sound sleep Who's waking me so violently, and why's he on top of me He's raping me she tries to scream, somebody please get him off me He's taping me, he's biting me, he's laughing like it's funny She's scraping me, she's fighting me, she's scratching like some dumb freak Escaping me, no dice you see, I might just be Ted Bundy Or Satan G, what a sight to see, I'm dancing in my red panties I'm crazy but it's alright with me, man life can be so empty Stay away from me, 'cause I'm dancing to quite a different drum beat [Chorus] Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of mozart Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't Boy you think you're clever don't ya, girl you think you're so smart Come with me to another side of the world, so cold and so dark (Stay Wide Awake) They only know a world so cold A world where on-ly some will go (Stay Wide Awake) And not return, when will they learn? Where do they go? God only knows (Stay Wide Awake) [Verse 3] Better try to stay wide awake or you might end up found dead by the lake Soon as you lay me down to sleep, It's your soul I'ma try to take Pray for life today, right away, why do they try to fight today I must make them pay twice as much, might aswell put the knife away Now I use power tools, how 'bout now, are you in the shower? Scower you for 6 hours, til outage of power outlets How did you figure out I was down in your basement, now ya Must've just heard the sound of my stomach growling from down there Prowler there's no one fowler, Bound ya, that's how they found ya Face down in the tub I drown ya, with piles of downers around ya Such nostalgia and power, such prowess, look how you cower Jump out on you now, like I was a Jawa from fuckin' Star Wars Jabba the Hut betty-bah-bah betty-bye-bye It's time to die-die Oughtta not even bother to scream it don't even matter Amazing at raising skin with these razor blades he waves at ya Not ya everyday Damien, bathe me in holy water Nodding like son of sam, so please understand there's no gun in hand Where's the thrill in the hunt, there's no fun in that, here I come with axe Once I act like lumberjack when I'm hacking them up with that What was that, dial 911, someone's coming in from the back [Chorus] Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of mozart Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't Boy you think you're clever don't ya, girl you think you're so smart Come with me to another side of the world, so cold and so dark (Stay Wide Awake) They only know a world so cold A world where on-ly some will go (Stay Wide Awake) And not return, when will they learn? Where do they go? God only knows (Stay Wide Awake)
13. Old Time's Sake4:38
14. Must Be The Ganja4:02

    Letra

    [Intro:] Yeah... Oh! Yeah Yeah... Oh... I feel like dancing, I feel like dancing I smell something in the air that's making me High! I smell something in the air that's making me high! [Verse:] Ok here we go, Do-re-mi-fa-so-fa-so-la-ti-da-tso Lyrical rascal, kick back the tobasco You motherfucker's must just not know the tic-tac-so Time to show you the most kickass flow in the cosmos Picasso with a pickaxe, a sick asshole Tic-tac-toe comes with sixpack, with exact doe Knives, strangling wives with dick-lasso 3 bags of the grass, Zig Zags, I'm with the Doc so You know how that go, skull and the crossbones This is poison to boys and girls who do not know You do not wanna try this at home my lovato This is neither the time nor the place to get macho So crack a six pack, sit back with some nachos Maybe some popcorn, watch the show and just rock slow It's not what you expected, not what you thought so Bout time you wake the fuck up, smell the pot smoke [Chorus:] It must be the Ganja, it's the marijuana That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high Maybe it's the Henny, that has gotten in me Whatever's got into me I don't mind I said it's the Ganja, it's the marijuana That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high Maybe it's the Henny, that has gotten in me Whatever's got into me I don't mind [Verse 2:] Your dreams are getting fulfilled, Ooh I'm literally getting a chill Spitting at will, me and Dre have just finished splitting a pill You're submitting to skill, sitting still I'm admitting I'm beginning to feel like I don't think anyone's real Faced with a dilemma, I can be Dalai Lama And become a king drama a step beyong a Jeffrey Dahma Please don't upset me mama, you're looking s*** mama Don't know if it's the lala, or the rum and pepsi mama Don't wanna end up inside my refrigerator freezer Be used as extra topping, then next time I make a pizza How many people you know that can name every serial killer Who ever existed in a row, put them in chronological order Beginning with Jack the Ripper Name the time and place from the body, the bag, the zipper Location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped The trunk that they was stuffed in, the model, the make, the plate And which model, which state they found her and how they attacked the victim Say what murder weapon was used to do what on which one Which knife and which gun, what kid, what wife and which nun Don't stop, I like this it's fun, the fuckin' night's just begun [Chorus:] It must be the Ganja, it's the marijuana That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high Maybe it's the Henny, that has gotten in me Whatever's got into me I don't mind I said it's the Ganja, it's the marijuana That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high Maybe it's the Henny, that has gotten in me Whatever's got into me I don't mind [Verse 3:] When I'm behind the mic, dynamite's what it's kinda like You're stuck with the same stick that you're tryna light Behind the boards, it's Dre, legends are made this way Isn't it safe to say, this is the way it should be? Maybe you need some lyric syrup serum for your symptoms Here's a dosage of the antidote, now you give him some He can give her some, she can give them some Get behind a lint drum, make up a beat and kill the sucker syndrome The spinning drum when it comes to lyrics and pennin' some Starting from scratch and then ending up at the ending of Capable of winning her, Bullets are, so unbelievable it's a Titanium cranium that's full of suprises When the smoke rises, right before your very own eyes You stare into your stereos (hi) Good evening, this isn't even a weed thing I ain't even smoke anything, I ain't even drinking [Chorus:] It must be the Ganja, it's the marijuana That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high Maybe it's the Henny, that has gotten in me Whatever's got into me I don't mind I said it's the Ganja, it's the marijuana That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high Maybe it's the Henny, that has gotten in me Whatever's got into me I don't mind
15. Mr. Mathers (Skit)

    Letra

    [Male Medic] Mr. Mathers? Mr. Mathers! Mr. Mathers... Mr. Mathers can you hear my voice? Ok he's not responding I'm gonna need an 18 gauge left ac right away [Female Medic] Uh, bp is 90 over 12, respiration's at 8 Ok I'm tubing him [Male Medic] Dmc this is medic 41 [Voice over radio] Medic 41, this is dmc base, go ahead [Female Medic] He's cold, spike him back and grab the back board [Male Medic] Ok, got it, on 3... 1, 2, 3 Hu-let's move...
16. Déjà Vu4:43

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    As I fall deeper into a manic state I'm a prime canidate for the gene to recieve the drug addict traits Blood pressure climbs at a dramatic rate I seem to gravitate to the bottle of night quil then I salivate Start off with the night quil like I think I'll just have a taste Couple sips of that then I gradually graduate Too a harder perscription drug called valium like ya that's great I go to take just one and I end up like having eight Now I need something in my stomach cause I haven't ate Maybe I'll grab a plate of nachos and I'll have a steak And you'd think with all I have at stake Look at my daughters face... Mommy somethings is wrong with dad I think He's acting weird again he's really begining to scare me Won't shave his beard again and he pretends he doesn't hear me And all he does is eat dorritos and cheetos And he just fell asleep in his car eating three musketeers in the rear seat [Hook:] Sometimes I feel so alone, I just don't know, feels like I been down this road before, So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me, Soon as I go home and close the door, Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place I do, But I can't and I won't say I tried but I know that's a lie cause I don't And why I just don't know... [Verse 2:] Maybe just a nice cold brew what's a beer That's the devil in my ear I been sober a fuckin year And that fucker still talks to me he is all I can fuckin hear Marshall come on we'll watch the game it's the cowboys and buccaneers And maybe if I just drink half I'll be halfed buzzed for half of the time Who's that mastermind behind that little line With that kind of rational man I got half a mind Too have another half of glass of wine sound acinine Ya I know But I never had no problem with alcohol Ouch look out for the wall aim for the couch I'm about to fall I missed the couch and down I go looking like a bouncing ball Shit must have knocked me out cause I ain't feel the ground at all Wow what the fuck happend last night where am I Man fuck am I hungover and god damn I got a head ache Shit half a vicodin why can't I? " All systems ready for take off please stand by " [Hook:] Sometimes I feel so alone, I just don't know, feels like I been down this road before, So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me, Soon as I go home and close the door, Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place I do, But I can't and I won't say I tried but I know that's a lie cause I don't And why I just don't know... [Verse 3:] So I take a vicodin splash it hits my stomach and ahh A couple weeks go by it ain't even like I'm getting high Now I need it just not to feel sick ya I'm getting by Wouldn't even be taking this shit if deshaun didn't die Oh ya there's an excuse you lose proof so you use There's new rules it's cool if it's helpin you to get through It's twelve noon ain't no harm in self inducing a snooze What else is new fuck it what would elvis do in your shoes Now here I am 3 months later full blown relapse Just get high untill the kids get home from school, homes, relax And since I'm convinced that I'm in-somniac I need these pills to be able to sleep so I take 3 naps Just to be able to function throughout the day let's see That's an ambian each nap how many valium 3 And that will average out to about one good hours sleep Ok so now you see the reason how come he Has taken 4 years just too put out an album b See me and you we almost had the same outcome he Cause that christmas you know the nomonia thing It was bolognya was it the methadone ya think Or the hydrocodone you hide inside your pornos Your vcr tape cases with you ambian cr great places to hide ain't it So you can lie to hailie I'm going beddy bye whitney baby good night elaina Go in the room and shut the bedroom door and wake up in ambulance They said they found me on the bathroom floor [Hook:] Sometimes I feel so alone, I just don't know, feels like I been down this road before, So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me, Soon as I go home and close the door, Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place I do, But I can't and I won't say I tried but I know that's a lie cause I don't And why I just don't know...
17. Beautiful6:32

    Letra

    Lately I've been hard to reach I've been too long on my own Everybody has a private world Where they can be alone Are you calling me, are you trying to get through Are you reaching out for me, I'm reaching out for you I'm just so fuckin' depressed I just can seem to get out this slump If I could just get over this hump But I need something to pull me out this dump I took my bruises, took my lumps Fell down and I got right back up But I need that spark to get psyched back up In order for me to pick that mic back up I don't know how or, why or when, I ended up in this position I'm in I starting to feel distant again So I decided just to pick this pen Up and tried to make an attempt to vent But I just can't admit Or come to grips, with the fact that I may be done with rap I need a new outlet I know some shits so hard to swallow And I just can't sit back and wallow In my own sorrow But I know one fact I'll be one tough act to follow One tough act to follow I'll be one tough act to follow Here today, gone tomorrow But you have to walk a thousand miles Chorus In my shoes, just to see What it's like, to be me I'll be you, let's trade shoes Just to see what It'd be like to Feel your pain, you feel mine Go inside each others mind Just to see what we find Look at shit through each others eyes But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor Everything is so tense and gloom I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room Just as soon as I walk in It's like all eyes on me So I try to avoid any eye contact Cause if I do that then it opens a door to conversation Like I want that... I'm not looking for extra attention I just want to be just like you Blend in with the rest of the room Maybe just point me to the closest restroom I don't need no fucking man servant Tryna follow me around, and wipe my ass Laugh at every single joke I crack And half of them ain't even funny like Haa! Marshall, you're so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn Unfortunately I am, I just hide behind the tears of a clown So why don't you all sit down Listen to the tale I'm about to tell Hell, we don't have to trade our shoes And you don't have to walk no thousand miles Chorus In my shoes, just to see What it's like, to be me All be you, let's trade shoes Just to see what It'd be like to Feel your pain, you feel mine Go inside each others mind Just to see what we find Look at shit through each others eyes But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you so Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you Nobody asked for life to deal us With these bullshit hands we're dealt We gotta take these cards ourselves And flip them, don't expect no help Now I could have either just Sat on my ass and pissed and moaned But take this situation in which I'm placed in And get up and get my own I was never the type of kid To wait by the door and pack his bags Or sat on the porch and hoped and pray For a dad to show up who never did I just wanted to fit in In every single place Every school I went I dreamed of being that cool kid Even if it meant acting stupid Aunt Edna always told me Keep making that face it'll stuck like that Meanwhile I'm just standing there Holding my tongue trying to talk like this Till I stuck my tongue on that frozen stop sign poll at 8 years old I learned my lesson then cause I wasn't tryin to impress my friends no more But I already told you my whole life story Not just based on my description Cause where you see it from where you're sitting Is probably 110% different I guess we would have to walk a mile In each others shoes, at least What size you where? I wear tens Let's see if you can fit your feet Chorus In my shoes, just to see What it's like, to be me All be you, let's trade shoes Just to see what It'd be like to Feel your pain, you feel mine Go inside each others mind Just to see what we find Look at shit through each others eyes But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you so Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you Lately I've been hard to reach I've been too long on my own Everybody has a private world Where they can be alone... Are you calling me, are you trying to get through Are you reaching out for me, I'm reaching out for you Yea... To my babies. Stay strong. Dad will be home soon And to the rest of the world, god gave you the shoes That fit you, so put em on and wear em And be yourself man, be proud of who you are Even if it sounds corny, Don't ever let no one tell you, you ain't beautiful
18. Crack A Bottle4:57

    Letra

    Ooww Ladies and gentlemen The moment you've all been waiting for... In this corner: weighing 175 pounds, With a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders, The undisputed, most diabolical villain in the world: Slim Shady! Chorus: Eminem So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotgun and no not one of em got close Now where's the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? I notice there's so many of em And there's really not that many of us. Ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust. It's on till the break of dawn And we're starting this party from dusk OK... let's go Back wit Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk Fix your musk, you'll just be another one bit the dust Just one of my mothers son who got thrown under the bus Kiss my butt. Lick the wonder cheese from under my nuts It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks It's a must I redeem my name n haters get mushed. Bitches lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut. Fist the cup. The lady gave her eighty some paper cut. Now picture us. it's ridiculous you curse at the thought Cuz when I spit the verse the sh-t Gets worse then worcestershire sauce If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes It's elementary. The elephants have entered the room. I venture to say we're the center of attention it's true Not to mention back with a vengeance so here's the signal Of the bat symbol. The platinum trio's back on you hoes. Chorus: Eminem So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotgun and no not one of em got clothes Now where's the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? I notice there's so many of em And there's really not that many of us. Ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust. It's on till the break of dawn And we're starting this party from dusk Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre They see that low rider go by they're, like Oh my! You ain't got to tell me why you're sick cuz I know why. I dip through in that six trey like sick em Dre. I'm an itch that they can't scratch, they're sick of me. But hey, what else can I say? I love LA. Cuz over and above all, it's just another day And this one begins where the last one ends. Pick up where we left off and get smashed again. I'll be dammed, just fucked around and crashed my Benz. Driving around with a smashed front end Lets cash that one in. Grab another one from out the stable The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado The hell if I know. Do I want leather seats or vinyl? Decisions, decisions Garage looks like Precision Collision. Or Maaco beats quake like Waco Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotgun and no not one of em got clothes Now where's the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? I notice there's so many of em And there's really not that many of us. Ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust. It's on till the break of dawn And we're starting this party from dusk And I take great pleasure in introducing: 50 Cent It's bottle after bottle The money ain't a thing when you party with me It's what we into it's simple We ball out of control like you wouldn't believe I'm the napalm the bomb the don I'm King Kong Get rolled on wrapped up and reigned on I'm so calm through Vietnam ring the alarm Bring the shaun dawn burn marajaun do what you want Nigga on and on till the break of what Get the paper man I'm caking you know I don't give a f-ck I spend it like it don't mean nothing Blow it like it's supposed to be blown Mother fucker I'm grown I stunt I style I flash the sh-t I gets what the fuck I want so what I trick Fat as- burgundy bags classy shit Jimmy Choos shoes I say move a bitch move So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotgun and no not one of em got clothes Now where's the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? I notice there's so many of em And there's really not that many of us. Ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust. It's on till the break of dawn And we're starting this party from dusk
19. Steve Berman (Skit)

    Letra

    (Eminem) This muthafucka man... (Berman) It's ridiculous! I can't believe it!! Hold on... Em... (Eminem) What up? (Berman) Have a seat…Dre, I'll call you back (Eminem) What now??? (Berman) I don't even know where to start (Eminem) Okay... (Berman) I got the album from upstairs... (Eminem) And... (Berman) And this is BY FAR, THE MOST,... (Gunshot) Incredible thing... I've ever... heard...
20. Underground

    Letra

    [Eminem - Intro] A lot of people ask me Where the fuck I've been at the last few years Shit I don't know But I do know, I'm back now HAHA Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I've disappeared, don't wonder how Looking for me I'm underground Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I've disappeared, don't wonder how Looking for me I'm underground Dre I'm down here, under the ground dig me up Broken tibias fibias, yeah fix me up Sixty sluts all of 'em dying from mass afixial After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup dixy cups toxins boxes of oxy pads enough oxycotin to send a fucking ox to rehab wack job in the back with a black stocking cap jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match [you can't say that] yes he can I just did faggot now guess again better text message your next of kin tell him shits about to get extra messy especially when I flex again and throw a fucking lesbian in wet cement So faggoty faggoty faggoty raggedy Ann and Andy NO raggedy Andy and Andy no it can't be, it can't be Yes it can be the fucking anti christ is back Danny its Satan in black satin panties this is Amityville calamity got damnit insanity pills fanny pack filled with zanax through every nook and cranny lookin for trannys milk and cookies spilt on my silk neglociet looky Razor balades wit me to make you bleed cases of maboline make up lay on the table of weed slim shady shit sounds like a fable to me until he jumps out the fucking toilet when you're taking a pee Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I've disappeared, don't wonder how Looking for me I'm underground Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I've disappeared, don't wonder how Looking for me I'm underground Six seaman samples Seventeen strands of hair Found in the back of a van after the shoot at Vanity Fair Hannah Montana prepare to elope with a can opener And be cut open like cantaloupe with canopy beds With glad bags, yeah glad to be back 'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab Fucking doctor I didn't understand a damn what he said I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch Two weeks in Brighton, I aint enlighten Bitin' into a fucking Vicodin like I 'am viking Oh, lightning strike it might be a fucking sign I need a psychic Evaluation, fuck Jason it's Friday the nineteenth That means it's just a regular day And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly Fucking Lesbians shouldn't of had her legs in the way Now she's pregnant and gay Missing both legs and begging to stay. Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I've disappeared, don't wonder how Looking for me I'm underground Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I've disappeared, don't wonder how Looking for me I'm underground Tell the critics I'm back and I'm coming To spit back an abundance Hit a fag with onions Then split a bag of Funions Mad at me understandable Cannibal shooting animal Out of a cannon and have him catapult at an adult Captain of a cult with an elite following To turn Halloween back to a Trick of Treat holiday Have Micheal Myers looking like a liar Swipe his powers replace his knife with flowers and a stack of flyers Hit Jason Vorheys with a forty Stuck a repository up his ass And made him tell me a story Gave Hannibal Elector a fucking nectarine And sat him in the fucking fruit and vegetable section and gave him a lecture Walked up elm street with a fucking whiffle bat drew Fought Freddy Krougar and Edward Scissor hands too And came out with a little scratch oww Lookin like a got in a fuckin pillow fight with a triple fat goose INSANITY CAN IT BE VANITY, WHERES THE HUMANITY IN HAVIN A TWIST OF FANTASY WITH A ARM AN LEG AMPUTEE straight jacket with 108 brackets and a strap the wraps twice around my back then they latch it cut ya fuckin head off and ask where you headed off to? get it headed off too? medice this headaches awful, this anistetics pathetic so is the diabetic waffel and this prostetic arm keep crushin my hard taco Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I've disappeared, don't wonder how Looking for me I'm underground Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I've disappeared, don't wonder how Looking for me I'm underground