The Slim Shady LP de Eminem

Listado de Canciones

1. Public Service Announcement0:33

   Letra

   This is a public Service Announcement brought to you, in part, by Slim Shady The views and events expressed here are totally fucked, and are not necessarily the views of anyone. However, the events and suggestions that appear on this album are *not* to be taken lightly Children should not partake in the listening of this album with laces in their shoes. Slim Shady is not responsible for your actions. Upon purchasing this album, you have agreed not to try this at home. Anything else? Eminem: Yeah,Don't do drugs.
2. My Name Is4:28
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   CHORUS Hi! My name is (what?), my name is (who?) My name is (chicka, chicka) Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?), my name is (what?) My name is (chicka, chicka) Slim Shady Hi! My name is (what?), my name is (who?) My name is (chicka, chicka) Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?), my name is (what?) My name is (chicka, chicka) Slim Shady (Ahem! Excuse me! Can I have the attention of the class, for one second?) Hi, kids! Do you like violence? (yeah, yeah, yeah!) Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids?(uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah, yeah!) Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (huh?) My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate. And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady, you're a basehead!" (Uh-uh!) "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" Well, since age twelve I felt like I'm someone else 'Cause I hung my original self form the top bunk with a belt Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes back to Kriss Kross (ahhh!!!) I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast Come here slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog) I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off CHORUS My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35 I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him wit a stapler And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (owww!!!) Walked in a strip club, had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup Extra-terrestrials, runnin' over pedestrians, In a space ship while they're screaming at me: "Let's just be friends!" Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (damn) I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (oh, thank you!) You know you blew up when the women rush your stands And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (ahhh!!!) This guy at White Castle asked me for my autograph (dude, can I get your autograph?) So I signed it "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole!" CHORUS Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (get him!) Dr. Dre don't just stand there, operate!!! I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (fuck that) I'd rather be carried inside a cemetery and buried alive (huh yup) Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived, I ain't had a woman in years And my palms are too hairy to hide (whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (riiiip!) I spit when I talk (haach-ptoo!), I fuck anything that walks (come here) When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits How you gonna breast feed me Mum?! (waaah!) You ain't got no tits!! (waaah!) I lay awake and strap myself in bed, With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (bang!) I'm steamin mad (grrr!) And by the way, when you see my dad (yeah?) Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had CHORUS
3. Guilty Conscience3:19

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   [sound of static] [announcer] Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going, He decides to rob a liquor store. ("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes") But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this") [Dr. Dre] Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store And try to get money out the drawer You better think of the consequence (But who are you?) I'm your motherfuckin conscience [Eminem] That's nonsense! Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs Tell her you need a place to stay You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade [Dr. Dre] Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you Think about it before you walk in the door first Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns [Eminem] Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch! Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch? Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids? [Dr. Dre] Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!) Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!) Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you (You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude..) [sound of static] ("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute") ("Mmm, I don't know!") ("Look baby..") ("Damn!") ("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?") ("Well OK..") [announcer] Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!") After meeting a young girl at a rave party, Things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!") [Eminem] Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek And smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe.. (Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair) Yo, look at her bush.. Does it got hair? (Uh huh!) Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there (Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?) No, but I seen the porno with Sundoobiest! (shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?) Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail.. [sound of static] [pickup idling, radio playing] [announcer] Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, He walks in the door of his trailer park home To find his wife in bed with another man. ("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!") ("Grady!!") [Dr. Dre] Alright calm down, relax, start breathin.. [Eminem] Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?! Fuck slittin her throat, cut this bitch's head off!!! [Dr. Dre] Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit? (What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!) Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady But think about the baby before you get all crazy [Eminem] Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped dee barnes??! [Dr. Dre] What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?) I'ma kill you motherfucker! [Eminem] Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N. W. A.? Mr. Ak comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way? How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent? [Dr. Dre] Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went Been there, done that.. Aw fuck it... What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at? [gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired]
4. Brain Damage3:46

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   [Doctor] Scalpel [Nurse] Here [Doctor] Sponge [Nurse] Here [Doctor] Wait.. He's convulsing, he's convulsing! [Nurse] Ah! [Doctor] We're gonna have to shock him! [Nurse] Oh my! Oh my God! [Doctor] We're gonna have to shock him! [Nurse] Oh my God! [Eminem] These are the results of a thousand electric volts A neck with bolts, "Nurse we're losin him, check the pulse!" A kid who refused to respect adults Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose A corny lookin white boy, scrawny and always ornery Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin on me And I might snap, one day just like that I decided to strike back and flatten every tire on the bike rack (Whosssssh) My first day in junior high, this kid said, "It's you and I, three o'clock sharp this afternoon you die" I looked at my watch it was one twenty "I already gave you my lunch money what more do you want from me?!?" He said, "Don't try to run from me, you'll just make it worse..." My palms were sweaty, and I started to shake at first Something told me, "Try to fake a stomach ache it works" I screamed, "Owww! My appendix feels like they could burst! Teacher, teacher, quick I need a naked nurse! " [N] "What's the matter?" [E] "I don't know, my leg, it hurts!" [N] "Leg?!? I thought you said it was your tummy?!?" [E] "Oh, I mean it is, but I also got a bum knee!" [N] "Mr. Mathers, the fun and games are over. And just for that stunt, you're gonna get some extra homework. " [E] "But don't you wanna give me after school detention?" [N] "Nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and I'ma let him." [Chorus: repeat 2X] Brain damage, ever since the day I was born Drugs is what they used to say I was on They say I never knew which way I was goin But everywhere I go they keep playin my song [Eminem] Brain damage.. Way before my baby daughter Hailey I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes So everyday he'd shove me in the lockers One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin And had me in the position to beat me into submission He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose, Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat I tried to plead and tell him, "We shouldn't beef" But he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin me and I couldn't breathe He looked at me and said, "You gonna die honkey!" The principal walked in (What's going on in here?) And started helpin him stomp me I made them think they beat me to death Holdin my breath for like five minutes before they finally left Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools "This is for every time you took my orange juice, Or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk. Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt. I'm gettin you back bully! Now once and for good. " I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I could And beat him over the head with it til I broke the wood Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot.. .. Made it home, later that same day Started reading a comic, and suddenly everything became gray I couldn't even see what I was tryin to read I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed My mother started screamin, "What are you on, drugs?!? Look at you, you're gettin blood all over my rug! " (Sorry!) She beat me over the head with the remote control Opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull I picked it up and screamed, "Look bitch, what have you done?!?" [M] "Oh my God, I'm sorry son" [E] "Shut up you cunt!" I said, "Fuck it!" Took it and stuck it back up in my head Then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck [Chorus:] [Eminem] Brain damage.. It's brain damage.. I got brain damage.. It's brain damage.. It's probably brain damage.. It's brain damage.. Brain damage.. I got brain damage..
5. Paul0:15

   Letra

   Hey, what's going on, this is Paul Rosenberger, attorney of law. Listen, I listened to the rough copy of your album And uh, you know I've just got to be honest with you Can you tone it down a little bit? Because there's only so much I can explain. Give me a call.
6. If I Had4:05

   Letra

   Life.. by Marshall Mathers What is life? Life is like a big obstacle put in front of your optical to slow you down And everytime you think you gotten past it it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground What are friends? Friends are people that you think are your friends But they really your enemies, with secret indentities and disguises, to hide they true colors So just when you think you close enough to be brothers they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin What is money? Money is what makes a man act funny Money is the root of all evil Money'll make them same friends come back around swearing that they was always down What is life? I'm tired of life I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins I'm tired of committing so many sins Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins Tired of never having any ends Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins I'm tired of this DJ playing YOUR shit when he spins Tired of not having a deal Tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing thesteel Tired of drowning in my sorrow Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my MonteCarlo I'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin off I'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour then this boss wanders why I'm smartin off I'm tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk I'm tired of using plastic silverware Tired of working in Building Square Tired of not dating Alana Tired of not being a millionaire But if I had a million dollars I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on, while I'm on the john If I had a million bucks it wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out robbing armored trucks If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store I'm tired of not having a phone Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have it on Tired of not driving a BM Tired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum Tired of not being on tour Tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work in the back of a Contour I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns Tired of being stared at I'm tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap aboutdrugs Tired of other rappers who ain't bringin half the skill as me saying they wasn't feeling me on "Nobody's As Ill As Me" I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs Tired of J-L-B saying "Where Hip-Hop Lives" But if I had a million dollars I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on, while I'm on the john If I had a million bucks it wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out robbing armored trucks If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss You know what I'm saying? I'm tired of all of this bullshit Telling me to be positive How'm I 'sposed to be positive when I don't see shit positive? Know what I'm sayin? I rap about shit around me, shit I see Know what I'm sayin? Right now I'm tired of everything Tired of all this player hating that's going on in my own city Can't get no airplay, you know what I'm sayin? But ey, it's cool though, you know what I'm sayin? Just fed up That's my word
7. '97 Bonnie & Clyde5:16
8. Bitch0:19

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   *Girl talking on phone* Justin? It's Zoe, um Kellie did not have me call you However I just listened to Eminem in her car It is the most dicusting thing I have ever heard In my entire life and I seriously want to call his Fucking agent and tell them how fucking discusting He is, it like makes me upset, I am now nausus and I cant eat lunch, goodbye
9. Role Model3:25

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   [Intro] Ok, I'm going to attempt to drown myself. You can try this at home, you can be just like me. (Mic check 1, 2.... We recording?) [Verse 1] Im cancerous, and when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this. And if ya responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus I'd strangle you to death, then choke you again (ack) Then broke your fucking legs til' your bones poke through your skin (AAWW)! You beef with me, Im-a even the score equally, take on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally. I get you blunted off of funny home grown Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono (OH NO!!) And If I said I never did drugs, that would mean I lie And get fucked more that the President does! Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert, I ripped his fucking tonsils out and fed her sherbert (bitch) My nerves hurt, lately Im on edge. Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (fuck) Every girl I ever went out with was going lez' Follow me and do excactly like the song says; Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink, jump behind wheel like it was still legal. Im dumb enough to walk in a store and steal, so Im dumb enough to ask a for date with Lauryn Hill. Some people only see that Im white, ignoring skill, Cos' I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill. But I dont get pissed, ya'll dont even see through the mist. How the fuck can I be white, I dont even exist? I get a clean shave, bath, go to a rave, die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave. My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave? And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave!? [Chorus (Version 1)] Now follow me and do excactly what you see Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me? I slap women, and eat shrooms then O.D. Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me !? [Verse 2] Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole, when we heard a knock on the door (knock) Must´ve been Ron Gold' Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold. Killed 'em both and smeared blood on white Bronco (We did it!) My mind won'y work and my spine don't jerk. I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt. I'm not a player just an ill rhyme sayer. That'll spray an aerosol can up at the ozone layer (pssh) My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch (scream) Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on, and beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn Im about as normal as Norman Baites, with deformative traits A premature birth that was four minutes late. Mother, are you there? I love you I never meant to hit you on the head with that shovel. (Evil laugh) Will someone please explain to my brains that I just severed a main vein with a chainsaw and Im in pain? I take a breather and sighed, Either I'm high, or I'm nuts Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass then it probably is obvious I got it on with her Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it. [Chorus (Version 2)] I came to a club drunk and with a fake ID Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me? I've been with 10 women who got HIV Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me? I got genital warts and it burns when I pee Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!? I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree You probably wanna grow up the JUST LIKE ME?!
10. Lounge0:46

    Letra

    I never meant to Give you mushrooms girl I never meant to Bring you to my world And now your sittin da corner crying and now it's my faultx2 (Wooh! Yeah!)
11. My Fault4:01

    Letra

    [Eminem does the voices of all characters in the song] [G - Eminem as Susan (the girl)] [D - Eminem as Dave] [J - Eminem as John] [Chorus: repeat 2X] I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you to my world Now you sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault my fault [Eminem] I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up With first aid tape and raped on the first date Susan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stoped usin. Was into bosse and Alternative music. Told me she was about to use it agzin. I said wiat first Try this hallucionagin, it's better than heroin and the the booze and the gin. Come here lets go in here. Who's in the den? (It's me and Kelly) my bad! Lets Try another room "I don't trust you" shut up s*** chew up this mushroom. This Will help you get in touch with your roots. We'll get bare-foot but naked and run In the woods. "oh hell might as well try 'em this party is so drag." Oh dag I Didn't mean for you to eat the whole bag! (huh) [Chorus:] [1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" at the end] [2nd repeat same as original Chorus] "Yo Sue!" [G] Get away from me, I don't know you Oh shoot, she's tripping.. [G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!) I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major I just wanted to make you appreciate nature. Susan stop crying I don't hate ya. The worlds not against you I'm sorry your Father raped ya. So what, you had your coochie in your dad's mouth. That's no Reason to start wiggin and spaz out. She said "Help me I think I'm having a seisure!" I said "I'm high too (bitch) Quit grabbin my T-shirt (let go!) Would you calm down you're startin to scare me. She said " I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married. I don't have any Kids and I can't cook" I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look! We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate. [Chorus:] [1st repeat Em says "Whoops!" after first line and "It was an accident!" at the end] [2nd repeat same as original Chorus] Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful [G] Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb I'll be right back just chill baby please? I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these. "John, where's Dave at before I bash you?" [J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude! "Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance There's a girl upstairs talkin to plants Choppin her hair off, and there's only two days left Of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off? " [D] Well it depends on how many you had? I took three she ate the other Twenty-two caps Now she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, drinking lysol. "She's gonna die dude." I know and it's my fault! My god! [Chorus:] [1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" after second line and "What do I do?" at the end] [2nd repeat same as original Chorus] My God, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up! Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?! You're not dead!! You're not dead! I know you're not dead!
12. Ken Kaniff1:16

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    Call this mother fucker (dial tone) Ohh fuck yeah Give em a piece of my mind.... A piece of my ass (Thanks for waiting, This is ----- May I help you?) Ohh thank you I need to make a collect call (What number?) Ohhh The numbers _62-____ (At the tone, please say your name.) (beep) Kennith Kaniff.... From Connecticut. Automated piece of shit Ring, ring Yo Hey there cockboy. Who's this? This is Ken Kannif Who? Ken Kannif from Connecticut, ya little bitch. From Connecticut? Yean you wanna get a... I don't know nobody in Connecticut. You wanna get a hotel room with me? A hotel room? Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, eminem!? Ha.. Yo, wh, who is this? Cage? Hey, pa ha.. You want me ta fuckin melt in your mouth and not in your hand? Melt in Your ass, ya little cockboy. He k k k k, yo shut up you little bitch. Oh you think I'm lyin huh? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
13. Cum On Everybody3:39

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    [Girl] Hmm-hmm-hmhmhmmhm.. ahhh, whooooo!! Shit [Em] Yo, mic check Testing one, two, um... twelve (whattup whattup whattup.. Outsidaz) [Em] This is my dance song (Outsidaz) Can you hear me? (Rah Digga, Pacewon, Young Zee) [Em] Aight, ay turn my headphones up (bust it bust it) [Eminem] My favoite color is red, like the blood shed from Kurt Cobain's head, when he shot himself dead Women all grabbin at my shishkabob Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve (I can't stand white people!) You thought I was livid, now I'm even more so Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat I got a wardrobe with an orange robe {*wolf whistle*} I'm in the fourth row, signin autographs at your show (Yo can you sign this right here?) I just remembered that I'm absent minded Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it I'm freestylin every verse that I spit cause I don't even remember the words to my shit (umm, one two) I told the doc I need a change in sickness and gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis Put my LP on your Christmas gift list You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this Cum on everybody -- get down tonight (8X) [Eminem] Yo.. yo yo yo yo I tried suicide once and I'll try it again That's why I write songs where I die at the end Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck and I was wavin it at everybody screamin, "I suck" (I SUCK!!!) I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd and yell out loud, "All y'all get the hell out now" Fuck rap, I'm givin it up y'all, I'm sorry (But Eminem this is your record release party!) I'm bored out of my gourd -- so I took a hammer and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford Guess I'm just a sick sick bastard who's one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I ain't got itall) One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage (ohhhhhhh) And if you ever see a video for this shit I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit Cum on everybody -- get down tonight (8X) [Eminem] Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit Cause they think that I'm a motherfuckin Beastie Boy {*wolfwhistle*} So I told em I was Mike D They was like, "Gee I don't know, he might be!" I told em, "Meet me at Kid Rock's next concert I'll be standin by the Loch Ness Monster (okay) peace out(bye!!)" Then I jetted to the weed house Smoked out til I started bustin freestyles Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick Crushed up the Tylenol and ate it with a dipstick (*slurping*} Made a couple of crank calls collect [*brrrrrrring, click*] "Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you accept?" I wanna make songs all the fellas dub And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of So just remember when I bomb your set Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset Cum on everybody -- get down tonight (20X)
14. Rock Bottom3:34

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    Ah yeah, yo! This song is dedicated to all the happy people All the happy people who have real nice lives And who have no idea whats it like to be broke as fuck Verse One: I feel like I'm walking a tight rope, without a circus net I'm popping perkasets, I'm a nervous wreck I deserve respect; but I work a sweat for this worthless check Bout to burst this tech, at somebody to reverse this debt Minimum wage got my adrenaline caged Full of venom and rage Especially when I'm engaged And my daughter's down to her last diaper That's got my ass hyper I pray that god answers, maybe I'll ask nicer Watching ballers while they flossing in their pathfinders These overnight stars becoming autograph signers We'll all gone blow up and leave the past behind us Along with the small fry's and average half pinters While playa haters turn bitch like they have vaginas Cause we see them dollar signs and let the cash blind us Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless Snakes slither in the grass spineless Chorus: repeat 2X That's Rock Bottom When this life makes you mad enough to kill That's Rock Bottom When you want something bad enough you'll steal That's Rock Bottom When you feel you have had it up to here Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear Verse Two: My life is full of empty promises And broken dreams I'm hoping things will look up But there ain't no job openings I feel discouraged hungry and malnourished Living in this house with no furnace, unfurnished And I'm sick of working dead end jobs with lame pay And I'm tired of being hired and fired the same day But fuck it, if you know the rules to the game play Cause when we die we know were all going the same way It's cool to be player, but it sucks to be the fan When all you need is bucks to be the man Plus a luxury sedan Too comfortable and roomy in a six They threw me in the mix With all these gloomy lunatics Walk around depressed And smoke a pound of ses a day And yesterday went by so quick it seems like it was just today My daughter wants to throw the ball but I'm too stressed toplay Live half my life and throw the rest away Chorus There's people that love me and people that hate me But it's the evil that made me this backstabbing, deceitful, andshady I want the money, the women, the fortune, and the fame That Means I'll end up burning in hell scorching in flames That means I'm stealing your checkbook and forging your name Lifetime bliss for eternal torture and pain Right now I feel like just hit the rock bottom I got problems now everybody on my blocks got 'em I'm screaming like those two cops when 2pac shot 'em Holding two glocks, I hope your doors got new locks on 'em My daughter's feet ain't got no shoes or sock's on 'em And them rings you wearing look like they got a few rocks on'em And while you flaunting them I could be taking them to shops topawn them I got a couple of rings and a brand new watch you want 'em? Cause I never went gold of one song I'm running up on someone's lawns with guns drawn Chorus
15. Just Don't Give A Fuck4:02
16. Soap0:34

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    Skylar Montgomery? What do you want from me Roger? I know it was you all along messing around with my dear Veronica! Wait a minute, you hold hold it right there. Me and that woman love each other. Love? What do you know of love? We were destined to be together. I met her on the beach...! Are you out to destroy me? No Roger. That's not what I want to do. I love her! And were going to be together.
17. As The World Turns4:25

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    [Chorus: Repeat 2X] I don't know why this world keep turning Round and Round But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now Yes man As the World Turns We all experience things in life Trials and Tribulations That we all must go through When someone wants to test us When someone tries our patience [Eminem] I hang with a bunch of hippies And wacky tobacco planters Who swallow lit roaches And light up like jack-o-lanterns Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts Cuz we're dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the source They never should've booted me out of reform school Deformed fool, takin a shit in a warm pool They threw me out the Ramada Inn I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god it's you! Not again!) It all started when my mother took my bike away Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead, He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?) Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig I felt the evilness and started transformin (Rarrrr!) It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming Grabbed that bitch by her hair Drug her across the ground And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down Sorry coach, it's too late to tell me stop While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop [Chorus:] As the World Turns These are the days of our lives These are the things that we must go through Day by day [Eminem] We drive around in million dollar sports cars While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards Outsiders, and we suing the courts Cuz we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch I met a s*** and said "What up, it's nice to meet ya" I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist So gimme all your money And don't try nothin funny Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me I went to grab my gun That's when her ass put it on me Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry I fell through the glass doors Started causin a scene Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine Jumped up with a broken back Thank god I was smokin crack all day And doped up off coke and smack All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse Now I wanna kill her But so I gotta catch her first Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut Saw the house she ran up in And shot her fuckin porch up Kicked the door down to murder this divorced s*** Looked around the room That's when I seen the bedroom door shut I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked! You might as well come out now She said "Come in, it's unlocked!" I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted" I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her I started to beg "No, please let go" But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick! Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!" Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat s*** to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!) Come here bitch! Come here! Take this motherfuckin dick! Bitch, come here! [Chorus to fade] And as we go along Throughout the days of our lives We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday That we must go through These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere Every day Every single day the world keeps turning
18. I'm Shady3:31
19. Bad Meets Evil4:13

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    [Intro:] [Cowboy] I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts You know, there's a story behind that there saloon Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over Sheriffs couldn't stop em Quickest damn gun slingers I've ever seen Got murdered in cold blood That ol' saloon there was their lil' home away from home They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern And on a quiet night You can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine [Eminem] I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat I translate when my voice is read through a sismograph And a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head (Aahhh) Trapped him in his room, possessed him and hoist his bed Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead Told him each one of his boys is dead I asked him to come to the dark side, he made a choice and said [Royce] Who hard? Yo I done heard worse We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other To see which one'll swerve first Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity holds That of a globe on top of nine other planets Kissed the cheek of the devil Intelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin on speakers in the ghetto Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist Intercepting missles wit my bare hands like a patriot One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horse And stay over-worked, it's like the Nazis in the nations Collaborating, attemptin to take over the earth [Eminem] Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil We hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal Above the Law cuz I don't agree wit police either (shit, me neither) We ain't eager to be legal So please leave me wit the keys to your Jeep Eagle I breathe ether in three amounts When I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle Releasin rage on anybody in squeezing range Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain (He's insane) No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off Cuz I can't find a decent vain [Royce] The disaster wit dreds I'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough To kill my soul after I'm dead When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter Cuz I serve any stranger wit money I spray a hundred, man until they joint chains While slippin bullets at point blank range like they was punches Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral Serve this lobbyist, strangle your body then confirm you Whippin human ass, throwin blows crackin jaws Wit my fists wrapped in gause, dipped in glue and glass I'm blazin mc's, at the same time amazin mc's Somehow mc's ain't that eye-brow raisin to me >From all of angles of us, flash a mack loud enough to cast a avalanche And bust till volcanoes errupt [interlude] *phone rings* Hello? (Billy) Aiyyo what's up (we're comin to get you) Stop, they know it's us!! [Eminem] I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah) I'm the one who burned your house down (oh) Well I'm out now (shit), and this time I'm comin back to blow your house up And I ain't gon leave you a window to jump out of Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe [Royce + (Eminem)] Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal Against peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel (We'll be waitin) See you in hell Wall Street, Royce Da Five-Nine, Slim Shady See you in hell for the sequel (bye bye) Bad Meets Evil, what? (till next time) [Cowboy] And so that's the story when Bad Meets Evil Two of the most wanted individuals in the county Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens It's too bad they had to go out the way they did Got shot in the back comin out of that ol' saloon But their spirits still live on till this day Shhh...[spits] wait, did y'all hear that? [Footsteps and windblowing]
20. Still Don't Give A Fuck4:12