Encore de Eminem

Listado de Canciones

1. Curtains up0:46

   Letra

   Still on? Yo, is the mic on? Check, check, check Alright, let's do it Let's go, come on (Eminem, Eminem, Eminem)
2. Evil deeds4:19

   Letra

   Lord please forgive me for what I do For I know not what I've done [Chorus] Father please forgive me for I know not what I do I just never had the chance to ever meet you Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds Momma had a baby and it's head popped off (head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off) My momma don't want me, the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off (gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off) Ring ring ring, on the door bell of the next door neighbors on their front porch (their front porch, their front porch, their front porch, their front porch) But they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone elses lawn (elses lawn, elses lawn, elses lawn) Till somebody finally took me in, my great aunt, uncle Edna 'n Charles (Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles) They were the ones who were left in charge My elementary they gang up on me and sang this song (sang this song, sang this song, sang this song, sang this song) It went a little something like mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn Momma why do they keep saying this I just don't understand, understand And by the way, where's my dad? [Chorus] Predominantly, predominantly, everythings always predominantly Predominantly white, predominantly black Well, what about me, where does that leave me Well I guess that I'm between predominantly both of 'em I think if I hear that fuckin' word again I'mma scream While I'm projectile vomiting, what do I look like, a comedian to you? Do you think that I'm kidding? What do I look like some kind of idi-wait a minute, shit, don't answer that Why am I so misunderstood? Why do I go through so much bullshit, it sucks bullshit, it's tush mull bish Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again Whining about his millions and his mansion and his sorrow he's always drownin' in And the dad that he never had, and how his childhood was so bad And how his mom was a dope addict, and his ex-wife how they go at it Man I'd hate to have it, as bad as that Mr. Mathers claims he had it I can't imagine it, that little rich poor white bastard Needs to take some of that cash out the bank and take a bath in it Man if I only had half of it. If you only knew the half of it [Chorus] Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds Please release me from these deamons I never had any of this shit planned ma, please believe I don't wanna be Satan's spawn, never got the chance to say I'm sorry Now look at all the pain I caused Dear Santa Clause, why you not comin' this year again What did I do that was so bad to deserve this Everything could have been so perfect But life ain't a fairytale, I'm about to be hoist up in the air Forty feet below me, there's people everywhere I don't even know what it feel like, they know me cuz I'm in this ferris wheel And all i wanna do is go to the mall and take hailie on the carousel Without this crowd everywhere I go, but life is like a merry-go-round Here we go now, doe see doe now, curtains up, the show must go now Ring around the rosie, the shows over, you can all go home now But the curtain just don't close for me, this ain't how fame is supposed to be Where's the switch I could just turn off and on, this ain't what I chose to be So please god, give me the strength to have what it takes to carry on Till I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, my soul is gone [Chorus x2]
3. Never enough2:39

   Letra

   [Eminem] There's not much you could do or say to phase me, people think I'm a little bit crazy I get it from all angles Even occasionally Doc Dre-zy will have to step in every once in awhile to save me To make me stop and think about it 'fore I just say things Sometimes I forget what other people just may think A lota rappers probably wouldn't know how to take me if they heard some shit I lay to tape before they erase me. I may be a little too fast paced and racy Sometimes the average listener rewinds and plays me 20 times cause I say so many rhymes it may seem Like I'm going too fast cause my mind is racing And I could give a fuck what category you place me As long as when I'm pushin' up daisies and gone as long as you place me amongst one of them greats when I hit the heavenly gates I'll be cool beside Jay Z. For every single die-hard fan who embraced me I'm thankful for the talent in which God gave me And I'm thankful for the environment that he placed me Believe it or not, I thank my mom for how she raised me In that neighborhood daily that jumped and chased me It only made me what I am today see Regardless of what anybody believes who hates me You ain't gonna' make or break me Tryin' to strip me of my credibility and make me look fake G you're only gonna' be in for a rude awakening Cause sooner or later you haters are all gonna' face me And when you face me with all the shit you've been saving to say to me You had all this time to think about it now don't pussy out and try to about face me Cause I've been patiently waiting for the day that we finally meet in the same place to see... [Chorus x2] [Nate Dogg] No matter how many battles I been in and won, No matter how many magazines on my nuts, No matter how many mc's I eat up Ooh ooh, it's never enough... [50 Cent] My flow's untouchable now you gotta face it Uh oh it gets worse when I go back to the basics You gon' say the wrong shit and get your whole face split The smell of victory, love it so much I can taste it I spot my target, blaze it, direct hit Graze it, your peace talk save it, Your shit sounds dated, you're overrated I'm obligated to study your moves then crush you muthafuckas If I'm the best and the worst, then God's gift is a curse Soldier trained to destroy, you payin' attention boy? I spit shit, slick shit, so quick you miss it To be specific I go ballistic its hieroglyphic My music is a drug, press play, you ain't gotta' sniff it Shoot it or pop it, roll it, bag it or chop it It'll get your high over and over but you gotta' cop it When it's hot, it's hot you're hatin' son and now I'm gon' stop it... [Chorus x2]
4. Yellow brick road5:46

   Letra

   What we have to do is deal with it when these individuals are young enough If you want to be saved not in a religious sense But we have to constitute what this country?? For if only children We seem to be approachin an age of the gross (burp) We all have this idea that we should move up a little bit from our parents station And each generation should a little better Eminem Alright come on, let's cut this bullshit, enough Let's get it started let's start addressing this issue and open it up Let's take this shit back to the basement and we can discuss statements That's made on this tape and its whole origin of The music that we all know and love the music we all enjoy The music that you accuse me of tryin' to destroy Let's rewind it to '89 when I was boy On the east side of detroit crossin' 8 mile into warren Into hick territory. I'd like to share a story This is my story, and can't nobody tell it for me You have well informed me, I am well aware that I don't belong here You made that perfectly clear I get my ass kicked damn near everywhere From bel-air shoppin' center just for stopping in there From the black side all the way to the white side Ok there's a bright side, a day that I might slide You may call it a pass, I call it hauling my ass Through that patch of grass Over them railroad tracks Oh them railroad tracks Them old railroad tracks, them good old notorious so well known tracks Chorus So let's go back Follow the yellow brick road As we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place That I once used to call home sweet home Come on let's go back Follow the yellow brick road As we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place That I once used to call home sweet home I'd roam the streets so much they called me a drifter Sometimes I'd stick up a thumb just to hitchhike Just to get picked up to get me a lift ta 8 Mile and van dyke or steal a god damn bike From somebody's back yard and drop it off at the park That was the halfway mark To meet kim At to walk Back to her momma's on chalmers after dark To sneak me in the house when I'm kicked out my moms That's about the time, I first met proof with goofy gary on the steps at osbourne handin out some flyers We was doin' some talent shows at centerline high I told him to stop by and check us out sometime He looked at me like I'm out my mind Shook his head like white boys don't know how to rhyme I spit out a line and rhymed birthday with first place And we both had the same rhymes that sound alike We was on that same shit that big daddy kane shit where compound syllables sound combined From that day we was down to ride Somehow we knew we'd meet again somewhere down the line Chorus So let's go back Follow the yellow brick road As we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place That I once used to call home sweet home Come on let's go back Follow the yellow brick road As we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place That I once used to call home sweet home My first year in 9th grade, cant' forget that day of school It was cool till your man mc shan came through And said that puma's the brand cause the klan makes troops It was rumors but man god damn they flew Musta been true because man we done banned they shoes I had the new ones the cool j ice lambs, suede too But we just threw em' in the trash like they yesterday's news Guess who came through next? X-clan debuted. Professor x "vanglorious, exist in a state of red, black and green with a key, sissies" Now with this being the new trend, we don't fit in Crackas is out with cactus albums blackness is in African symbols and medallions represent black power and we ain't know what it meant Me and my man howard and butter would go to the mall With 'em all over our necks like were showin' 'em off Not knowin' at all we was being laughed at You ain't even half black you ain't supposed to have that homie let me grab that And that flava flaw clock We gonna have to snatch that All I remember is meetin' back at Mannix's basement, sayin' how we hate this How racist but dope the x-clan's tape is Which reminds me, back in '89 me And kim broke up for the first time she was tryin' to two-time me And there was this black girl at our school who thought I was cool Cause I rapped, so she was kinda eyeing me And oh the irony, guess what her name was? Ain't even gonna say it plus The same color hair as hers was and blue contacts And a pair of jugs the bombest goddamn Girl in our whole school If I could pull her not only would I become more popular But I would be able to piss kim off at the Same time but it backfired, I was supposed to dump her but she dumped me for this black guy And that's the last I ever seen or heard or spoke to The ole' foolish pride girl but I heard People say they heard the tape and it ain't that bad But it was, I singled out a whole race And for that I apologize, I was wrong Cause no matter what color a girl is she's still a... Chorus So let's go back Follow the yellow brick road As we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place That I once used to call home sweet home Come on let's go back Follow the yellow brick road As we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place That I once used to call home sweet home
5. Like toy soldiers4:56
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   Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down... [Chorus:] Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down like toy soldiers Bit by bit, we're torn apart, we never win But the battle wages on for toy soldiers [Verse:] I'm supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composure Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders I am never supposed to show it, my crew ain't supposed to know it Even if it means goin' toe to toe with a Benzino it don't matter I'd never drag 'em in battles that I can handle unless I absolutely have to I'm supposed to set an example I need to be the leader, my crew looks for me to guide 'em If some shit ever does pop off, I'm supposed to be beside 'em That Ja shit I tried to squash it, it was too late to stop it There's a certain line you just don't cross and he crossed it I heard him say Hailie's name on a song and I just lost it It was crazy, this shit went way beyond some Jay-z and Nas shit And even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost it I spent too much energy on it, honestly I'm exhausted And I'm so caught in it I almost feel I'm the one who caused it This ain't what I'm in hip-hop for, it's not why I got in it That was never my object for someone to get killed Why would I wanna destroy something I help build It wasn't my intentions, my intentions were good I went through my whole career without ever mentionin' Suge And that was just out of respect for not runnin' my mouth And talkin' about something that I knew nothing about Plus Dre told me stay out, this just wasn't my beef So I did, I just fell back, watched and gritted my teeth While he's all over T. V. Down talkin' a man who literally saved my life Like fuck it I understand this is business And this shit just isn't none of my business But still knowin' this shit could pop off at any minute cuz [Chorus:] [Verse 2:] There used to be a time when you could just say a rhyme And wouldn't have to worry about one of your people dyin' But now it's elevated cuz once you put someone's kids in it The shit gets escalated, it ain't just words no more is it? It's a different ball game, callin' names and you ain't just rappin' We actually tried to stop the 50 and Ja beef from happenin' Me and Dre had sat with him, kicked it and had a chat with him And asked him not to start it he wasn't gonna go after him Until Ja started yappin' in magazines how we stabbed him Fuck it 50 smash 'em, mash 'em and let him have it Meanwhile my attention is pullin' in other directions Some receptionist at The Source who answers phones at his desk Has an erection for me and thinks that I'll be his resurrection Tries to blow the dust off his mic and make a new record But now he's fucked the game up cuz one of the ways I came up Was through that publication the same one that made me famous Now the owner of it has got a grudge against me for nothin' Well fuck it, that motherfucker can get it too, fuck him then But I'm so busy being pissed off I don't stop to think That we just inherited 50's beef with Murder Inc. And he's inherited mine which is fine ain't like either of us mind We still have soldiers that's on the front line That's willing to die for us as soon as we give the orders Never to extort us, strictly to show they support us We'll maybe shout 'em out in a rap or up in a chorus To show them we love 'em back and let 'em know how important it is To have Runyon Avenue, soldiers up in our corners Their loyalty to us is worth more than any award is But I ain't tryna have none of my people hurt or murdered It ain't worth it, I can't think of a perfecter way to word it Then to just say that I love ya'll too much to see the verdict I'll walk away from it all 'fore I let it go any further But don't get it twisted, it's not a plea that I'm coppin' I'm just willin' to be the bigger man If y'all can quit poppin' off at the jaws, well then I can Cuz frankly I'm sick of talkin' I'm not gonna let someone else's coffin rest on my conscience cuz [Chorus:]
6. Mosh5:17

   Letra

   I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America And to the Republic for which it stands One nation under God Indivisible with liberty and justice for all... It feels so good to be back... I scrutinize every word, memorize every line I spit it once, refuel, re-energize and rewind I give sight to the blind, my insight through the mind I exercise my right to express when I feel it's time It's just all in your mind, what you interpret it as I say to fight, you take it as I'mma whip someone's ass If you don't understand, don't even bother to ask A father who has grown up with a fatherless past Who has blown up now to rap phenomenon that has Or at least shows no difficulty multi-task And in juggling both perhaps mastered his craft Slash entrepreneur who has helped launch a few more rap acts Who's had a few obstacles thrown his way through the last half Of his career typical manure moving past that Mr. Kisses ass crack, he's a class act Rubber band man, yea he just snaps back [Chorus:] Come along follow me as I lead through the darkness As I provide just enough spark that we need to proceed Carry on, give me hope, give me strength Come with me and I won't steer you wrong Put your faith and your trust as I guide us through the fog To the light at the end of the tunnel We gonna fight, we gonna charge, we gonna stomp, we gonna march Through the swamp, we gonna mosh through the marsh Take us right through the doors (c'mon) All the people up top on the side and the middle Come together lets all bomb and swamp just a little Just let it gradually build from the front to the back All you can see is a sea of people some white and some black Don't matter what color, all that matters we gathered together To celebrate for the same cause don't matter the weather If it rains let it rain, yea the wetter the better They ain't gonna stop us they can't, we stronger now more than ever They tell us no we say yea, they tell us stop we say go Rebel with a rebel yell, raise hell we gonna let em know Stomp, push, shove, mush, fuck Bush, until they bring our troops home (c'mon) [Chorus:] Imagine it pouring, it's raining down on us Mosh pits outside the oval office Someone's tryna tell us something, Maybe this is God just sayin' we're responsible For this monster, this coward, That we have empowered This is Bin Laden, look at his head noddin' How could we allow something like this without pumping our fists Now this is our final hour Let me be the voice in your strength and your choice Let me simplify the rhyme just to amplify the noise Try to amplify the times it, and multiply by six... Teen million people, Are equal at this high pitch Maybe we can reach alqueda through my speech Let the president answer a higher anarchy Strap him with an Ak-47, let him go, fight his own war Let him impress daddy that way No more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our own soil No more psychological warfare, to trick us to thinking that we ain't loyal If we don't serve our own country, we're patronizing a hero Look in his eyes it's all lies The stars and stripes, they've been swiped, washed out and wiped And replaced with his own face, Mosh now or die If I get sniped tonight you know why, Cause I told you to fight. [Chorus:] And as we proceed, To Mosh through this desert storm, In these closing statements, if they should argue Let us beg to differ As we set aside our differences And assemble our own army To disarm this Weapon of Mass Destruction That we call our President, for the present And Mosh for the future of our next generation To speak and be heard Mr. President, Mr. Senator Do you guy's hear us... Hear us... [laughing] (Hailie)
7. Puke4:07

   Letra

   There I go thinking of you again [Chorus] You don't know how sick you make me You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach Every time I think of you, I puke You must just not know-oh-oh-oh-ho You may not think you do, but you do Every time I think of you I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little poem But off of the dome would probably be a little more, more suitable for this type of song--whoa I got a million reasons off the top of my head that I could think of Sixteen bars, this ain't enough to put some ink ta So fuck it, I'ma start right here by just be brief-a Bout to rattle off some other reasons I knew I shouldn't go and get another tattoo of you On my arm, but what do I go and do I go and get another one, now I got two Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh I'm sittin' here with your name on my skin I can't believe I went and did this stupid shit again My next girlfriend, now her name's gotta be Kim Shi-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-it If you only knew how much I hated you For every motherfuckin' thing you ever put us through Then I wouldn't be standing here crying over you Boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-who [Chorus] You don't know how sick you make me You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach Every time I think of you, I puke You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa You may not think you do, but you do Every time I think of you I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letter But I thought a song would probably be a little better Instead of a letter That you'd probably just shred up--yeah I stumbled on your picture yesterday and it made me stop and think of How much of a waste it'd be for me to put some ink ta, a stupid piece a Paper, I'd rather let you see how Much I fuckin' hate you in a freestyle You're a fuckin' cokein' slut, I hope you fuckin' die I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye I hate your fuckin' guts, you fuckin' slut--I hope you die Di-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-ie But please don't get me wrong, I'm not bitter or mad It's not that I still love you, it's not 'cause I want you back It's just that when I think of you, it makes me wanna yak -aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-ag What else can I do, I haven't got a clue Now I guess I'll just move on, I have no choice but to But every time I think of you now, I'll I wanna do Is pu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uke [Chorus] You don't know how sick you make me You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach Every time I think of you, I puke You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa You may not think you do, but you do Every time I think of you, I puke Fuckin' bitch
8. Christopher reeves
9. My 1st single5:02

   Letra

   [Intro ] Ohh! Yeah! So much for first single on this one [ Verse 1 ] Shady's the label Aftermath is a stable That the horses come out errp Of course we're about to stir up Some shit as thick as mrs butterworths syrup It's the mr. Picked on Christopher Reeves Just for no reason other than just to tease him Cause he was his biggest (burp) fan He used to be Superman Now I'm pourin liquor on the crib in his name for him Eminem you wait till' we meet up again Fucker I'm kickin your ass for everything you've ever said It's one for the money two for the fuckin show Ready get set, let's go Here comes the buckin bronco, stompin and stampedin up the damn street Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm about to blow So look out below, jeronimo, motherfuckers it's dominos I'm on a roll, around and around I go When will I stop? I don't know Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left off But I know anything's possible Though I'm not gonna top what I sold I'm at the top of my game That shit is not gonna change Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team I'll get away with murder I'm like O. J. He's like my cochran today We keep them mark freman tapes In a safe, locked them away Better watch what you say Just when you thought you were safe Them fuckers got you on tape You swear to god you was playin Whether or not you was little Joshua Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same Cause one day it could cost you your name [ Chorus ] And this was supposed to be my first single (burp) But I just fucked that up so, Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle (burp) Slap a bitch and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No Erra Oh Ah Erra Oh Ah Erra Oh Ah Erra Oh Oh Ah Ah Erra Oh Ah Oh Ah Erra Oh Ah Oh Ah Erra Poo Poo ka ka [ Verse 2 ] Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick bare naked Jig-aig-ji-ji janean just turned 16 and used a fake I'd To sneak in V. I. P. To see are. Kelly Hehehehehe, to be so young and naive Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free Paris and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherish Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks Hickory Dickory derk diggler Look at me work wizardry with these words Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain 22 jerks in a jerk circle Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute What am I sayin, allow me to run it back and rewind it Wait a minute let me ask you again Am I just jerkin the chain Am I bizerk or insane Or am I just one of them damn amateurs Workin the damn camera filmin one of them Paris Hilton home made pornos Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle Chicka Chicka Just recently somebody just discovered Britney and Justin videotapes of them fuckin When they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse club And dusted them and went straight to The Source with them Cause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh- And then tried to erase and record over it But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the Uh Uh and then the come-to-find-out-it-was-Justin Sayin I'm gon"nuh" come ' And this was [ Chorus ] Supposed to be my first single (burp) But I just fucked that up so, Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle (burp) Slap a bitch and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No Erra Oh Ah Erra Oh Ah Erra Oh Ah Erra Oh Oh Ah Ah Erra Oh Ah Oh Ah Erra Oh Ah Oh Ah Erra Poo Poo Ca Ca [ Verse 3 ] Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chest And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number It's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key And I'll be sure to get back As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!) So fuck a chicken, and lick a chicken, and suck a chicken, Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big c***, big a big c*** Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick And stick a dick in your mouth I'm done you can fuck off Fucka-fucka offf! [ Chorus ] And this was supposed to be my first single (burp) But I just fucked that up so, Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle (burp) Slap a bitch and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No Erra Oh Ah Erra Oh Ah Erra Oh Ah Erra Oh Oh Ah Ah Erra Oh Ah Oh Ah Erra Oh Ah Oh Ah Erra Poo Poo Ca Ca
10. Paul

    Letra

    Hey, what's going on, this is Paul Rosenberger, attorney of law. Listen, I listened to the rough copy of your album And uh, you know I've just got to be honest with you Can you tone it down a little bit? Because there's only so much I can explain. Give me a call.
11. Rain man5:13

    Letra

    You find me offensive I find you offensive for finding me offensive hence if I should draw out a line any fences if so to what extent, if any, should I go? cause it's getting expensive being on the other side of the court room on the defensive they say I cause extensive psycholgical nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses I say you're all just too god damn sensitive it's censorship and it's downright blasphemous let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this and Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither and let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either he used to be like a hero to me I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers on my refrigerator right next to Darth Vader and Darth must have put a hex on him for later I feel like its my fault cause of the way that I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luther I killed Superman I killed Super...Man and how ironic that I'd be the bad guy kryptonite the green chronic (Chorus) Cause i aint got no legs or no brain nice to meet you hi my name is... i forgot my name my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame my soul is possessed by this devil my new name is... Rain Man Now in the bible it says thou shall now watch two lesbians in bed have homosexual sex unless of course you were given the consent to join in then of course it's intercourse and it bisexual sex which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions either before, during, or after performing the act of that which is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases that are more used by today kids in a more derogatory way but who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say let ask Dr. Dre Dr. Dre (what up?) I got a question if i may (yea) is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yea) and watch his butt butt when he tees off (yea) but but i aint done yet in football a quarterback yells out hut hut while he reaches in another grown man's ass grabs on his nuts, but just what if it was never meant, it was just an accident but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit and I don't need to go into any more details but what if he pictured it as a female's butt is that gay? I just need to clear things up til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because... (Chorus) Cause i aint got no legs or no brain nice to meet you hi my name is... i forgot my name my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame my soul is possessed by this devil my new name is... Rain Man You find me offensive I find you offensive... shit this is the same verse, I just did this when am I gonna come to my good senses? probably the day Bush comes to my defenses my spider senses telling me Spider-Man is nearby and my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass canister god damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yea) anyway anyway I don't know how else to put it this is the only thing that I'm good at I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it high-fived Nick Lechey, stuck a pin in Jessica's ass and walked away and as she flew around the room like a balloon I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can and flew my ass straight back to the Neverland Ranch with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwhich and I don't even gotta make no god damn sense I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit (Chorus) Cause i aint got no legs or no brain nice to meet you hi my name is... i forgot my name my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame my soul is possessed by this devil my new name is... Rain Man
12. Big weenie4:26

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    I don't understand Why are you being so mean? You're mean mean man [Chorus:] You are just jealous of me Cuz you, you just can't do what I do So instead of just admitting it You walk around and say All kinds of really mean things About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie But it's only cuz you're Just really jealous of me Cuz I'm what you want to be So you just look like an idiot When you say these mean things Cuz it's too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, big weenie [Verse:] Alright listen, I need you to focus I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis For the next four and a half minutes We are going to explore into your mind To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo? Hippity ga-ga boo-boo Psych, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still listenin' Ok, now I need your undivided attention Sir I have a question Why do I always sense this undeniable tension From the moment that I enter into the room It gets all quiet and whispers Whenever there's conversation, why am I always mentioned? I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me Is it just because [Chorus:] [Verse 2:] Alright now I, I just flubbed a line I was going to say something extremely important But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't That's just what you wanted to hear from me Is that I fucked up ain't it? But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper It doesn't take a bunch of takes Or me to stand here in this booth all day For me to say the truth, ok? You're droolin, you have tooth decay Your mouth is open, you're disgusting What the fuck you eat for lunch A bunch of sweets or something, what? You munch a bunch of Crunch 'n Munch? Your tooth is rotten to the gum Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum? Yes I do sir, what am I on? You sir are on truth syrum Marshall I'm so jealous of you Please say you won't tell nobody I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying All these terrible, evil and awful mean things It's my own insecurity! [Chorus:] [Verse 3:] Alright now we, we're going to conduct That experiment that we were talking about earlier Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see? Here's a mirror, notice the resemblence here? Wait, let me put these sun glasses on Now look in this mirror, how about now? What do you have in common? You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em You look like I sound like singing about weenies Now take my weenie out of your mouth This is between me and you, I know you're not happy I know you'd much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges Why you even doing this to yourself, it's pointless Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is tortuous My point is this That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is... [Chorus:]
13. Em calls Paul
14. Just lose it4:08
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    [Intro:] [Eminem making sounds:] Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down! Ok... Guess who's back? Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Whaaaaaaaa Now everyone report to the dance floor To the dance floor, to the dance floor Now everyone report to the dance floor Alright Stop!... Pajama time [Verse:] Come here little kiddies, On my lap Guess who's back with a brand new rap? And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation (Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha) No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys What else could I possibly do to make noise? I done touched on everything, but little boys That's not a stab at Michael That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho I go a little bit crazy sometimes I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes Good God, dip, do a little slide Bend down, touch your toes and just glide Up the center of the dance floor Like tp for my bunghole And it's cool if you let one go Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it? Give a little "poot poot", it's ok! [Fart Sound] Oops my cd just skipped And everyone just heard you let one rip [Chorus:] Now I'm gonna make you dance It's your chance Yeah boy shake that ass Oops I mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it (Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha) Just lose it (Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha) Go crazy (Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha) Oh baby (Ha-Ha) Oh baby, baby (Ha-Ha) [Verse 2:] Well, it's Friday and it's my day Just to party all the way to Sunday Maybe 'til Monday, I dunno what day Everyday's just a holiday Crusin' on the freeway Feelin' kinda breezy Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow I dunno where I'm goin' All I know is when I get there Someone's gonna "touch my body" Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair? Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah) Now, what's your name girl? What's your sign? [Dr Dre] "Man, you must be up out your mind" Dre! (Ha-Ha) Beer Goggles! Blind! I'm just tryna unwind now I'm [Chorus:] [Verse 3:] It's Tuesday and I'm locked up I'm in jail and I don't know what happened They say I was running butt naked Down the street screaming (Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha) Well I'm sorry, I don't remember All I know is this much I'm not guilty They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape Yellin' at an old lady 'Touch my body! '" Now this is the part where the rap breaks down It gets real intense, no one makes a sound Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves Snap back to reality Look it's B. Rabbit! Yo you signed me up to battle! ? I'm a grown man! Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie! Fella's (What!) Fella's (What!) Grab your left nut, make your right one jealous (what?) Black girls, white girls Skinny girls, fat girls Tall girls, small girls I'm callin' all girls Everyone report to the dance floor It's your chance for a little romance or Butt squeezin' it's the season Just go (Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha) It's so appeasin' [Chorus:] [Outro:] Ummmmmm touch my body Ummmmmm touch my body Ooh boy just touch my body I mean girl just touch my body
15. Ass like that4:25
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    The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing The way she moves she's like a belly dancer She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I Think someones at the door But I don't think I'm gonna answer Police saying: freeze Doing, doing, doing What do you mean freeze? Please, I'm a human being, I have needs I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer I'm already on my knees I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin' Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes Doing, doing, doing Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn Police saying: Freeze Doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? Geez, I just got my seat I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept Please do not remove me from this movie theater please I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free Free, yes, free, right back on the streets What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy? I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain't never seen a butt like that Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing The way she moves she dances like a go-go In that video she sings get out your poles, so I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo Police saying "freeze" Doing, doing, doing What do you mean freeze? My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me, no not even me I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee On the radio, but I think I did Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick Get to the chopper, everybody get out I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please? I ain't never seen an ass like that Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
16. Spend some time5:10

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    [Eminem] If there's any bitches in this room, then there's something I gotta say For all the fools who fell for the first girl who comes their way I've been down that road and now I'm back, sittin' on square one Tryna pick myself up where I started from [Obie Trice] I never woulda thought that I'd see you outta control Even though my penis was deep down in your hole You should know between us we was like mates to soul Nothing could intervene us, especially no hoes You was more or so the chalant type, I chose To more shows, haunted you nights I suppose That's how it go, with time spent, emotion grows In the beginning, friends we decided to roll So who's responsible when you get excited, explode And Obie's grinning, then you invite that Obie's cold But bitches the gon' talk, niggas they gon' hate We established this way before we became mates So whats required is that you chill with all that fire Get your desire when I retire [Chorus] Spend some time with me, say that you'll be mine I never thought I'd find someone to be mine Lord knows I was right cuz you just crossed the line Spend some time with me, say that you'll be mine [Eminem] I used to say I never met a girl like you before Still ain't got a fuckin' clue as to who you truly are Almost went as far as introducing you to my daughters Till you went as far as goin' and snoopin' through my drawers Now I just feel stupid for the loop that you threw me for Can't believe I almost flew the coop for some stupid whore You used to say all you wanted was for me to be yours All I ever wanted from you was a few booty calls If you recall I used to treat you as a groupie broad When we fucked I refused to even take my jewelry off But it threw me off the first time I called and you blew me off It was a shock, it struck me as odd but it turned me on You started getting moody on me, pretty soon we'd argue And the ruder you got, the more beautiful you got to me And who woulda even knew that who woulda even thought possibly Cupid could shoot another one of them God damn darts at me It's true that I got shot in the heart But when someone seems too good to be true, they usually are But see, when you're in it it's too hard to see Till you pull up and see some other dude's car parked and reach Up under the seat as your heart starts to beat Before you make a decision that's life altering And just as you halt and you turn and you start to leave You hear them words echoing, almost haunting, that taunting ring [Chorus] [Stat Quo] In most cases, Stat's attitude is fuck-a-bitch My only motive is to get head and fuck a bitch But you was different, thought we shared a covenant Even held your hand in public, we sufferin' because of this Shorty on some whole 'notha other shit Tryna play sick thinkin' i'mma trick off rick I'll admit, I was caught in the mix, down to commit Feed you the best of me, I shoulda fed you piss We started off closer than close But who coulda predicted to know, your triflin' ways woulda stopped our growth And the final result, back in that same boat I ask myself, do I love these hoes? NO! [50 cent] Em introduced us, "50 this is Tanya, Tanya this is 50" Then slid off and left her to kick it with me I complimented her, I said you have very nice lips With my imagination, I could see her suckin' my dick We played the phone game, a week later, shit changed fast Had her comin' over in a cab to give me some ass Downtown Manhattan on the balcony, stare at the skyline Penthouse full of imported shit, you know how I grind She got to talkin', talkin' like an opportunist too Why talk when suckin' my dick is the real career move? Said she's an inspiring actress, she do videos for practice Yeah, yeah, know how many times I done heard that shit? [Chorus]
17. Mockingbird4:10
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    [Intro:] Yeah I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now But hey, what'd daddy always tell you? Straighten up little soldier Stiffen up that upper lip Whatchu crying about? You got me. [Verse:] Hailie, I know you miss your mom And I know you miss your dad when I'm gone But I'm tryin' to give you the life that I never had I can see your sad Even when you smile Even when you laugh I can see it in your eyes Deep inside you wanna cry Cuz you're scared I ain't there, Daddy's with you in your prayers No more cryin' Wipe them tears Daddy's here No more nightmares We gonna pull together through it We gon' do it Lainie's uncle's crazy ain't he, yeah But he loves you girl and you better know it We're all we got in this world When it spins When it swirls When it whirls When it twirls Two little beautiful girls Lookin' puzzled, in a daze I know it's confusing you Daddy's always on the move Mama's always on the news I try to keep you sheltered from it But somehow it seems, the harder that I try to do that The more it backfires on me All the things, growin' up As daddy, daddy had to see Daddy don't want you to see But you see just as much as he did We did not plan it to be this way, Your mother and me But things have got so bad between us I don't see us ever being Together ever again Like we used to be like when we was teenagers But then of course Everything always happen for a reason I guess it was never meant to be But it's just something We have no control over And that's what destiny is But no more worries Rest your head and go to sleep Maybe one day we'll wake up And this will all just be a dream [Chorus:] Now hush little baby don't you cry Every thing's gonna be all right Stiffin' that upper lip up little lady I told ya Daddy's here to hold ya through the night I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why We fear how we feel inside, it may seem a little crazy Pretty baby but I promise, Mama's gon' be alright [Verse two] It's funny, I remember back one year when daddy had no money Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up And stuck 'em under the tree And said some of 'em were from me, Cuz daddy couldn't buy 'em I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying Cuz daddy felt like a bum, See daddy had a job, but his job Was to keep the food on the table for you and mom And at the time every house that we lived in Either kept getting broken into and robbed or shot up on the block And your mom, was saving money for you in a jar Tryna to start a piggy bank for you So you could go to college Almost had a thousand dollars 'Till someone broke in and stole it And I know it hurt so bad it broke your mamma's heart And it seemed like everything was just starting to fall apart Mom and dad was arguing a lot So mama moved back on to Chalmers in a flat One bedroom apartment And dad moved back to the other side of 8 mile on Novara And that's when daddy went to California with his cd And met Dr. Dre and flew you and Mama out to see me, But daddy had to work, you and mama had to leave me, Then you started seeing daddy on the tv And mama didn't like it And you and Lainnie were too young to understand it Papa was a rollin' stone, mama developed a habit And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it firsthand Cuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud Now I'm sittin' in this empty house, Just reminiscing. Looking at your baby pictures it just tricks me out To see how much you both have grown it's almost like you're sisters now Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here Lainnie I'm talking to you too daddy's still here I like the sound of that, yeah It's got a ring to it don't it Shhh, mama's only gone for the moment [Chorus:] Now hush little baby don't you cry Every thing's gonna be all right Stiffin' that upper lip up little lady I told ya Daddy's here to hold ya through the night I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why We fear how we feel inside, it may seem a little crazy Pretty baby but I promise, mama's gon' be alright [End chorus] And if you ask me to, daddy's gonna buy you a mocking bird I'ma give you the world, I'ma buy a diamond ring for you, I'ma sing for you, I'll do anything for you to see you smile And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine I'ma break that birdie's neck, I'll go back to the jeweler Who sold it to ya And make him eat every carat Don't fuck with Dad (ha ha)
18. Crazy in love4:02

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    [Ann Wilson's voice] I Tell myself that I'm doing alright Nothing else to do tonight but To go Crazy on you, Crazy On You Lemme go Crazy, Crazy on you Youuuuuuuuu [Verse:] Can't you see what you do to me baby? You make me crazy, you make me act like a maniac. I'm like a lunatic, you make me sick You're truly the only one who can do this to me You just make me get so crazy. I go skitzo, I get so insane I just go skitzophrenic One minute I want to slit your throat The next I wanna s**. You make me crazy, The way we act like 2 maniacs in the sac We fuck like 2 jackrabbits And maybe that's a bad habit. Cuz the next day we're right back at it In the same exact pattern What the fuck is the matter with us We can't figure out if it's Lust or it's love What's that is attracting us to each other They say that every man grows up to marry his own mother. Which would explain why you're such a motherfucking bitch But I stay and still stick it out with you even though I just hit you today But you deserve it you hit me first and provoked me to choke you Just cuz I came home late last night crawled in bed and I woke you. But if there's one thing about you that I admire its, baby, Because you stay with me, maybe, cause you're as crazy as I am Cuz when I look at you I can see an angel in your eyes But if I look deeper inside I see your freakish little side. Like a devil in disguise, You're always full of surprises Always pullin' devises Out your purse, little vibrators and dildos You fucked yourself so much You barely feel those anymore You're only 24 but you're plenty more mature Than those other little hoes Who just act like little girls Like they're in middle school still You're crazy s*** cool, chillin You play your position You never step out of line Even though I stay in your business You've always kept out of mine. I wonder what's on your mind Sometimes they say love is blind Maybe that's why the first time I dotted your eye You ain't see a sign. [With Chorus] Or maybe you did Maybe you like being shoved Maybe cuz we're crazy in loooove [Chorus:] Crazy on you Crazy on you Let me go crazy crazy on youuuuuuuuu [Verse 2:] You are the ink to my paper Where my pen is to my pad The moral, the very fiber The whole substance to my rap. You are my reason for being The meaning of my existence If it wasn't for you I would never be able to spit this As intense I do and the irony Is you rely on me as much As I rely on you to inspire me like you do. You provide me the lighter fluid the fuel for my fire You're my entire supply Gas, the match, the igniter. The only way that I am able to stay so stable Is you're the legs to my table If you were to break I'd fall on my face. But I'm always going to make you feel I don't need you as much as I really need you So you don't use it to your advantage. But you're essential to me You're the air I breathe I believe if you ever leave me I'd probably have no reason to be. You are the Kim to my Marshall You're the Slim to my Shady The Dre to my Eminem The Alaina to my Hailie. You are the word that I am looking for when I'm trying to describe how I feel inside And the right one just won't come to my mind. You're like the pillar that props me up The beam that supports me The bitch who never took half, The wife who never divorced me. You're like the root to my evil You let my devil come out me You let me beat the shit out you Before you beat the shit out me. [With Chorus] And no matter how much Too much is never enough Maybe cuz we're crazy in loooove [Chorus:] I'm crazy on you Crazy on you Let me go crazy crazy on youuu
19. One shot
20. Final though
21. Encore5:48

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    [50 Cent] Sh-sh-sh-shady Aftermath, haha G-G-G-G-G-Unit!, haha [Chorus:] First we came here to set this party off right Let's bounce tonight And if they don't let us in through the front We'll come through the side Cuz I don't ever wanna leave the game without At least saying goodbye So all my people on the left, all my people on the right Scream one last time [Eminem] Get your ass up for the doctor One more time, get your ass up for the doctor Come on now, here we go Cliff hanger, it's another club banger Got you hangin' on the edge of your seat Get on down [Dr. Dre] Times up, games over, you lose, I win 'bout to show these knuckleheads how to do this here Ooh yeah, new year, next phase, begin Look who's got you goin' crazy again I'm a trend, I set one every time I'm in I go out and just come back full circle again You a fad, that means your something that we already had But once you're gone, you don't come back, too bad [Eminem] You're off the map now, radar can't even find you We stay on the grind, you slip, we out-grind you You walk around mad, you let your anger blind you We walk around just playin' the violin behind you Enough with all the pissin' and moanin', whinin' and bitchin' Sit and observe, listen, you'll learn if you pay attention Why ten multi-platinum albums later, three diamond World-wide, we're on the charts with a bullet and still climbin' [Chorus:] [Eminem] When dr. Dre say crunk, you will get it crunk, get it crunk Crunk, crunk, crunk And when 50 cent says jump, you get on what and jump Jump, jump, jump, jump [Dr. Dre] The buzz is tremendous, we drop you all to sense it I don't gotta promote it for you to know that doc is off the benches [Eminem] We keep the party rockin' off the henges We ain't showin' off, we just goin' off popular consensus [Dr. Dre] But critics say that Doc is soft, Doc is talk Doc is all washed up, knock it off Who the fuck is Doc impressin'? Doc is this, Doc is that, you got the wrong impression You must be on the c*** of Doc, cuz Doc left you all guessin' So dj take the needle and just drop it on the record (what) We gon' have this mutherfucker hoppin' in a second (bump bump) That's why we always save the best cut last To make you scratch and itch for it like fresh cut grass [Eminem] Cuz we done swam with the sharks, wrestle with alligators Spoke to a generation of angry teenagers Whom if it wasn't for rap to bridge the gap Maybe raised to be racist Who may have never got to see our faces Grace the cover of Rolling Stone pages Broke down barriers of language and races Just call on the cape crusaders And leave it to me and Dre to pass the mic And we can play the back and forth all day Like the hot potato game, that's why we came to [Chorus:] [Eminem] 50 cent, come on! [50 Cent] Bounce now, hands up, you know how we do We make the club jump everywhere we go It's no secret, everybody know When Dre's involved, there's plenty money involved [Dr. Dre] And plenty honey's involved, the sunny Sunday's and palm trees Cali, everyday it's just another party from the valley's All the way to them 8 Mile alleys, let's rally [Eminem] Hands up for the grand finale Now raise up out your seat, Dre is about to speak Blaze a pound of weed six days up out the week [Dr. Dre] You could catch me in the studio bangin' out the beats to Provide you with the heat that keep blazin' out your speaker [Eminem] So nervous, ain't never cuz Shady Aftermath together Along with G-Unit Records presents the return of the-the Doc (and Shady) No one could do it better We tear the club up and leave without a strand of evidence and uh [Chorus:] [Eminem] Yeah, haha Still Aftermath, 2006 And don't worry about that Detox album It's comin', we gonna make Dre do it, haha 50 cent, G-unit, Obie Trice, D-twizzy, Stat Quo, Dr. Dre We ain't leavin', let's go! Haha Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for comin' out, peace! Oh shit, I almost forgot You're comin' with me [gun shots] Haha, bye bye! See you in hell, fuckers.
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